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Old 10-22-2013, 11:42 PM   #9431 (permalink)
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So im hanging out with this girl and we start getting it on atop her parents couch in the living room. No privacy so she suggests we go to the bathroom on the first floor of her apartment building complex. We go in and I eat her out/finger bang the **** out of her and realize my dick is not moving at all. She is sitting there begging me to **** her and I wasnt even the slightest bit hard.

God damnit feelsbadman. I wasnt even that drunk, I dont watch porn, and was not really nervous. I never used to have this problem, it really blows, been happening alot recently. I finally have the confidence and knowhow to get myself in these positions with beautiful girls yet this problem keeps ruining it for me.
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Old 10-23-2013, 08:35 AM   #9432 (permalink)
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So im hanging out with this girl and we start getting it on atop her parents couch in the living room. No privacy so she suggests we go to the bathroom on the first floor of her apartment building complex. We go in and I eat her out/finger bang the **** out of her and realize my dick is not moving at all. She is sitting there begging me to **** her and I wasnt even the slightest bit hard.

God damnit feelsbadman. I wasnt even that drunk, I dont watch porn, and was not really nervous. I never used to have this problem, it really blows, been happening alot recently. I finally have the confidence and knowhow to get myself in these positions with beautiful girls yet this problem keeps ruining it for me.
Maybe are u gay?
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Old 10-23-2013, 08:44 AM   #9433 (permalink)
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So im hanging out with this girl and we start getting it on atop her parents couch in the living room. No privacy so she suggests we go to the bathroom on the first floor of her apartment building complex. We go in and I eat her out/finger bang the **** out of her and realize my dick is not moving at all. She is sitting there begging me to **** her and I wasnt even the slightest bit hard.

God damnit feelsbadman. I wasnt even that drunk, I dont watch porn, and was not really nervous. I never used to have this problem, it really blows, been happening alot recently. I finally have the confidence and knowhow to get myself in these positions with beautiful girls yet this problem keeps ruining it for me.
Should have flipped her upside down and ate her out while she slobbed your knob, probably would have helped with a lil felattio.
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Old 10-23-2013, 09:32 AM   #9434 (permalink)
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So im hanging out with this girl and we start getting it on atop her parents couch in the living room. No privacy so she suggests we go to the bathroom on the first floor of her apartment building complex. We go in and I eat her out/finger bang the **** out of her and realize my dick is not moving at all. She is sitting there begging me to **** her and I wasnt even the slightest bit hard.

God damnit feelsbadman. I wasnt even that drunk, I dont watch porn, and was not really nervous. I never used to have this problem, it really blows, been happening alot recently. I finally have the confidence and knowhow to get myself in these positions with beautiful girls yet this problem keeps ruining it for me.
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Maybe are u gay?
I wish I was gay. Seriously it would be awesome and life would be easier. O yea....no homo.

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Should have flipped her upside down and ate her out while she slobbed your knob, probably would have helped with a lil felattio.
We did that, just didnt do anything. Sometimes I have 0 problems other nights exact opposite. I suppose I was too tired and cold...idk.

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Old 10-23-2013, 10:11 AM   #9437 (permalink)
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Start poppin viagras like skittles to give you an everlasting boner of strength

Similarly but not really. But I usually gotta get off in the first ten or not st all. I just get a weird feelin in my bladder area after ten mins. But it still feels good but then I gotta explain how its not cause she isn't hott enough or whatever but girls get all self concious
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Porn. Ahead of it's time.
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But it still feels good but then I gotta explain how its not cause she isn't hott enough or whatever but girls get all self concious
ugh I hate that. It's the worse part having to explain and coddle their insecurities.
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The problem with the no fap to bring yourself back to normal is that you go through long periods of low to no libido. My girlfriend would surely leave me during that time. 25-50% of the time is better than 0%. Anyone who says sex isnt a huge part of any relationship is crazy.
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