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Old 11-04-2013, 04:40 PM   #9461 (permalink)
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Is this your first time doing it? You've done well thought, it takes practice. If you want tips on how to get the guy in so much pleasure, give me a PM.
If she doesn't want your advice I'll take it lol.
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:42 PM   #9462 (permalink)
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Gave the boyfriend a blowjob. It was alright, I actually quite enjoyed it but I just didn't feel like I was mindblowingly amazing at it haha. Probably because I was quite nervous tbh but he had no complaints! Practise makes perfect .
Even if they do a bad job im not going to say it was bad out of not being a dick and appreciating the effort.
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Not an expert, but 100% of the guys I've given bj's to say I'm amazing at it. Maybe some were saying that to be nice and appreciative but there was definitely some the genuinely meant it.
Can confirm I am 100 % of guys.
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:42 PM   #9463 (permalink)
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I've never been with a woman who gave good head. Not once. Then again, my sexual energy, sexual desire maybe, ain't that high, so maybe they were good and I was too blind to realise it.
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:49 PM   #9464 (permalink)
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I've never been with a woman who gave good head. Not once. Then again, my sexual energy, sexual desire maybe, ain't that high, so maybe they were good and I was too blind to realise it.
Teach them how you want it man. Same goes for a woman. Everyone is different, just because I may please one girl doesnt mean I will another. Ask what you can do, and tell her what she can do.
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:57 PM   #9465 (permalink)
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I've never been with a woman who gave good head.
My early years were like that and I started to hate blowjobs in general and just would stop girls as soon as they started to head down there.



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Even if they do a bad job im not going to say it was bad out of not being a dick and appreciating the effort.
fuck that. let them know what they did wrong so they can correct that shit unless I guess it's a one night stand and you won't see them anymore.
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:59 PM   #9466 (permalink)
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If she doesn't want your advice I'll take it lol.
Alright, I will send you a PM. I will be interested to see what Dan says lol!

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Even if they do a bad job im not going to say it was bad out of not being a dick and appreciating the effort.


Can confirm I am 100 % of guys.
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I've never been with a woman who gave good head. Not once. Then again, my sexual energy, sexual desire maybe, ain't that high, so maybe they were good and I was too blind to realise it.
I think a lot of girls haven't had enough practice. If you have a girlfriend you can tell her what you like and don't like. Guide her during it, he can say "right there, squeeze my balls!
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Old 11-04-2013, 05:00 PM   #9467 (permalink)
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fuck that. let them know what they did wrong so they can correct that shit unless I guess it's a one night stand and you won't see them anymore.
I prefer something like "Instead of that, why don't you try this?" instead of just saying how bad it was.
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Those lyrics are really offensive. COuld you please remove or edit them.
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bad pizza is still good pizza


i havent gotten off from head in a long time. my thoughts are so down the line of dirty and kinky that i need more than that so i just let a chica lick my balls while i beat off and think of other dirty stuff then tell her she is the best. if shes a salad tosser she gets bonus points but a lot of girls dont wanna do that even tho i do try to keep my ass hair trimmed when im in a relationship
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Old 11-04-2013, 06:06 PM   #9470 (permalink)
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bad pizza is still good pizza
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I prefer something like "Instead of that, why don't you try this?" instead of just saying how bad it was.
that's what meant. What kind of cruel monster do you take me for?
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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