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Old 01-18-2014, 07:39 AM   #9871 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2014, 08:23 AM   #9872 (permalink)
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I'm so scared to google that.
hehe, it's nothing too scary.

Just contracting your pelvic muscle and holding it.

well kegels anyways.

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Jelqing on the other hand. I am a bit scared to try. I don't want to end up injuring that area.
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Old 01-18-2014, 08:26 AM   #9873 (permalink)
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I know what kegels are haha, herm posted about them before which enlightened me.

Jelqing however, I do not want to google haha.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 01-18-2014, 08:29 AM   #9874 (permalink)
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Yeah , it's something only for guys to do.

Jelqing. It sounds worse than it really is.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 01-18-2014, 08:31 AM   #9875 (permalink)
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Jelqing. It sounds worse than it really is.

It also sounds smarter than it really is.
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Old 01-18-2014, 08:41 AM   #9876 (permalink)
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It also sounds smarter than it really is.
have you tried it? are you saying it doesn't work?
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Old 01-18-2014, 09:11 AM   #9877 (permalink)
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Why on earth would I try something like that.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:25 AM   #9878 (permalink)
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I've done Kegels but I've no idea what jelqing is. But guys can do Kegels as well.
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Old 01-18-2014, 11:30 AM   #9879 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2014, 12:06 PM   #9880 (permalink)
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lol, that's kind of what I thought it was. I don't understand why guys feel the need to have the biggest dicks.
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