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Old 02-07-2014, 04:10 PM   #9941 (permalink)
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yes I am ****ing serious. Teeth action is no joke but you wouldn't understand.
I just imagine a scene where you bring a girl back to your apartment and then you're just like "before we have sex I'm going to need you to take this banana..."
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Old 02-07-2014, 04:22 PM   #9942 (permalink)
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I just imagine a scene where you bring a girl back to your apartment and then you're just like "before we have sex I'm going to need you to take this banana..."
I'm fresh out of bananas, can you shove this dom perignon bottle down your esophagus and make my night?
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Old 02-07-2014, 04:23 PM   #9943 (permalink)
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I just imagine a scene where you bring a girl back to your apartment and then you're just like "before we have sex I'm going to need you to take this banana..."
that's about the time that I also take out the dozen of eggs labeled "for sex only" as well.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 02-07-2014, 05:37 PM   #9944 (permalink)
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I just imagine a scene where you bring a girl back to your apartment and then you're just like "before we have sex I'm going to need you to take this banana..."


I can imagine it too.
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Old 02-08-2014, 07:19 AM   #9945 (permalink)
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that's about the time that I also take out the dozen of eggs labeled "for sex only" as well.
I really, really hope you actually went and did this haha
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Old 02-08-2014, 07:21 AM   #9946 (permalink)
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I really, really hope you actually went and did this haha
lol I haven't yet but I will post the video when I do.
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Old 02-11-2014, 10:01 AM   #9947 (permalink)
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have you never attended a sex ed class?

Use a fucking banana like they do. Give it to the girl and there will be evidence of if she is using her teeth by teethmark being on the banana or man the fuck up and just use your own dick.
I guess I was absent that day.
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Old 02-11-2014, 10:33 AM   #9948 (permalink)
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On friday, I had sex with another virgin. Two in the span of one week. Jeez.
They seem to be coming out the woodwork all of a sudden.
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Old 02-11-2014, 04:03 PM   #9949 (permalink)
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On friday, I had sex with another virgin. Two in the span of one week. Jeez.
They seem to be coming out the woodwork all of a sudden.
Not really anything to be proud of...not trying to be an arsehole but seriously...
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On friday, I had sex with another virgin. Two in the span of one week. Jeez.
They seem to be coming out the woodwork all of a sudden.
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