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Old 01-29-2021, 02:36 PM   #11221 (permalink)
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that's only fitting; after all it's the ultimate example of female sexual fulfillment liberated from male gratification
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Old 01-29-2021, 03:18 PM   #11222 (permalink)
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Men know so little about female sexual pleasure, it’s sad really

On porn it’s pee btw
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Old 01-29-2021, 04:24 PM   #11223 (permalink)
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When it's a stream I'm sure it's pee, but when it's that ridiculous geyser I assumed they were holding in water or something. Unless girls can just pee like that in which case why don't women brag about that?
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Old 01-29-2021, 04:43 PM   #11224 (permalink)
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I thought it was stored water for emergency situations.
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Old 01-29-2021, 05:05 PM   #11225 (permalink)
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Is that where camel toe comes from? And humping?
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Old 01-29-2021, 06:13 PM   #11226 (permalink)
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Men know so little about female sexual pleasure, it’s sad really

On porn it’s pee btw
You’re a lesbian. So you don’t like dick. Straight women love dick. Men can’t give you sexual pleasure no matter what they do so of course you don’t think men know anything about female sexual pleasure. A dick crazy straight woman thinks a dude who can **** proper is a sexual genius.
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I think it's been shown that you don't know anything about women.
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Congratulations on making it into the friend zone. Post up again when you get to the buttsniffing stage. Also, congrats on all your progress with lesbians. That’s going to do you a lot of good.
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Old 01-29-2021, 06:21 PM   #11229 (permalink)
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*He said after months of unsuccessfully pursuing both lesbians in question*
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