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Old 04-10-2009, 09:23 PM   #281 (permalink)
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There's always alcohol.

And rape.
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Old 04-11-2009, 05:18 AM   #282 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2009, 09:20 AM   #283 (permalink)
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i have like 0 confidence in myself. There really is nothing i can do because girls don't want anything to do with me since i am 20 and still a virgin. I messed up so many times when i was younger because i was too nervous to actually have sex with several girls. Now that i think about it, one of them was younger than me and a virgin so i should have just boned her and i would at least have some experience.

I'm not a nerd or anything like that, and i am an athlete, so it's probably even more surprising when a girl figures out i am a virgin.
Try to built confindence bro, every girl loves it, I havent met one that doesnt. DH dont let girls know you are 20 and still a virgin, they dont need to know that. And why dont you have any confdence bro, Theres gotta be things about yourself that you like, so build on them, I dont know maybe it easier said that done because Ive always been a confident person. Another thing too, If your looking to get laid or get a girlfriend or whatever you want to do, dont go for the best looking girls or the 9s or 10s your gonna strike out most likely, shoot for the girls that are still attractive to you but arent complete babes, youll have a WAY better chance and I can almost bet that they will be a better person inside and a better lay, most dimes are dumber than a sack of hammers and not realy that good in the sack from what Ive experiences anyways. And dude, DONT let girls know you a virgin, also if your going ot to the bar or the club dont be shy, go up and hit on 10 girls every time you go out, itll increase you odds quite a bit of taking one home.
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Old 04-11-2009, 09:36 AM   #284 (permalink)
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i have like 0 confidence in myself. There really is nothing i can do because girls don't want anything to do with me since i am 20 and still a virgin. I messed up so many times when i was younger because i was too nervous to actually have sex with several girls. Now that i think about it, one of them was younger than me and a virgin so i should have just boned her and i would at least have some experience.

I'm not a nerd or anything like that, and i am an athlete, so it's probably even more surprising when a girl figures out i am a virgin.
It's a good thing you didn't have sex with that virgin that was younger than you. It would've been an awful experience for the both of you. Try to find someone that is more experienced than you. Trust me lol. It will be so much better for you.
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Old 04-11-2009, 09:38 AM   #285 (permalink)
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It's a good thing you didn't have sex with that virgin that was younger than you. It would've been an awful experience for the both of you. Try to find someone that is more experienced than you. Trust me lol. It will be so much better for you.
Off topic, but that is one mint lookin' ass on that broad in you avy.
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Old 04-11-2009, 09:50 AM   #286 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2009, 10:05 AM   #287 (permalink)
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it belongs to Manuela Arcuri
just did a search for her, that is one foxy woman.
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Old 04-11-2009, 11:03 AM   #288 (permalink)
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^ yes indeed.

what's been my biggest problem recently with having sex, is not having condoms when the time comes. i really need to stock up, i could realistically have had sex with a girl on wednesday night, and also last night (wednesday with girl from my student halls who i randomly met in a club, last night with some unknown who i randomly met in a club (theme here??)). but naw, nae johnnys. gutted.

i'm so lazy.
dude how hard is it to go to the store and get a pack of rubbers, even if it were hard its well worth the time spent.
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Old 04-11-2009, 12:16 PM   #289 (permalink)
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yes i know, that's why there's no excuse.

i ran out a few weeks ago and since then have had numerous opportunities to get laid, and due to my rampant laziness i've failed. it will never happen again my friend! (though i said this a few months ago when the same thing happened - but this time i mean it )
In this situation I quickly turn to the pull out technique, not 100% safe but 100 times more fun.
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Old 04-11-2009, 01:01 PM   #290 (permalink)
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In this situation I quickly turn to the pull out technique, not 100% safe but 100 times more fun.
Not 100% safe at all, and if your taking a chick home from the bar or a party you never know where shes been or what her ****in deal is.
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