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Old 06-04-2014, 09:06 AM   #10281 (permalink)
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When sex turns into just laughing and joking, it's sh*t. It's got to retain an element of seriousness.
Dude save that **** for when you get old and bitter man. Sex is a multitude of things and everything about it is awesome except the std's.
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Old 06-04-2014, 09:07 AM   #10282 (permalink)
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seriously. if you can't have that kinda connection with your partner I feel bad for you tbh
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Old 06-04-2014, 09:12 AM   #10283 (permalink)
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seriously. If you can't have that kinda connection with your partner i feel bad for you tbh
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Old 06-04-2014, 09:34 AM   #10284 (permalink)
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Wait, so "fanny" means "vagina" in... English? Cause over here in America a fanny is an ass, so at first I was like, "... Aren't all farts fanny farts?"
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Wait, so "fanny" means "vagina" in... English? Cause over here in America a fanny is an ass, so at first I was like, "... Aren't all farts fanny farts?"
I was confused also. I guess I could see where a stinky fart might kill the mood somewhat. I'd just wait out the fallout and then open it back up for business.
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Wait, so "fanny" means "vagina" in... English? Cause over here in America a fanny is an ass, so at first I was like, "... Aren't all farts fanny farts?"
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I can laugh and joke before or after sex. I don't think it's the ideal situation to do so during it.
I don't see much amusing about it. But if everyone else on the forum's going through a loved up stage at the moment, where you want to giggle whilst being penetrated, that's cool.
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I can laugh and joke before or after sex. I don't think it's the ideal situation to do so during it.
I don't see much amusing about it. But if everyone else on the forum's going through a loved up stage at the moment, where you want to giggle whilst being penetrated, that's cool.
**** gets real serious when I get penetrated. No giggling whatsoever. It really comes down to how she feels about your feelings on the subject. If she trust you enough to let you in the pearly gates, then certainly she would understand if you want things a certain way. People are people.
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I definitely prefer serious sex. I've been with girls who try to make it light-hearted because it's in their nature, but it just doesn't do it for me.
I like aggression and seriousness.
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I definitely prefer serious sex. I've been with girls who try to make it light-hearted because it's in their nature, but it just doesn't do it for me.
I like aggression and seriousness.
I see where you're coming from. You want them to be passionate about whats going on and not take it lightly. Good thing is you're single so you can find the perfect fit for your sex life. Aggressive girls are pretty awesome, heres to the hunt Manky.
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