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Old 09-20-2009, 12:09 PM   #1601 (permalink)
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What about the girl he slept with?
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Old 09-20-2009, 12:09 PM   #1602 (permalink)
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Ohhhh. Oh okay.


Gross.



Smelling badly. >.<
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Old 09-20-2009, 12:13 PM   #1603 (permalink)
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Ahhh, I'm surprised no one asked this as yet, and the most important question IMO. The real kicker is, the girl, seriously isn't that bad looking. I'd probably give her a 7/10 from my objective standards, which isn't all that bad at all! (plus she has a nice pair of... )

...money had to be involved... but the dude isn't rich either!
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Old 09-20-2009, 12:14 PM   #1604 (permalink)
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How do you KNOW he got laid?

He just told you?
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Old 09-20-2009, 12:16 PM   #1605 (permalink)
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How do you KNOW he got laid?

He just told you?
Hahahahaha, one of my friends...walked in on them...
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Ahhh, I'm surprised no one asked this as yet, and the most important question IMO. The real kicker is, the girl, seriously isn't that bad looking. I'd probably give her a 7/10 from my objective standards, which isn't all that bad at all! (plus she has a nice pair of... )

...money had to be involved... but the dude isn't rich either!
Money or..... severe amounts of alcohol
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Hahahahaha, one of my friends...walked in on them...
What sort of gathering was this?
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Old 09-20-2009, 12:33 PM   #1608 (permalink)
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What sort of gathering was this?
My friend was by hideous dude's house. Okay, now I'm about to tell you guys what was going on, but it's kinda weird so bear with me, lol. While the hideous dude was fucking the girl, hideous dude's friend was fucking hideous dude's sister (who is actually very hot btw).

Now I'm sure you're wondering... why the fuck was my friend there in the first in the first place? ...he was the lookout for the dude's parents... and when the dude's parents reached home, my friend had to go and warn them, which is when he walked in on them =/

And believe me, I know it sounds like bullshit...believe me, I know...but it happened =|
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Old 09-20-2009, 02:25 PM   #1609 (permalink)
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That's mighty complicated.
Can't we just accept that we've been around long enough to see some fine women going out with utter WTFness?
I know I have.
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I accepted it, where's my silver lining?
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