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Terrible Lizard · 04-10-2009, 12:22 PM

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Decapitation

De-Clitination

Ovary Pounding

Bitch-on-Bitch

and a favorite around the winter months the Spanking Elf which puts a weed-whacker and snowblower filled with tampons into use.

For these and many more please send us your call at:
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04-10-2009, 12:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
Terrible Lizard **ER OF HOLES Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Butt**, Nebraska Posts: 1,211	I think you need a bitch-hunter my good fellow. I offer services 80$ a head, but with the approaching summer overhaul I will be generous and give you a 10$ discount. As part of our vast variety of methods of disposing of incompetant bitches we will allow you, our customer to select from our myriad of services of recycling useless wenches. Decapitation De-Clitination Ovary Pounding Bitch-on-Bitch and a favorite around the winter months the Spanking Elf which puts a weed-whacker and snowblower filled with tampons into use. For these and many more please send us your call at: 1.800.525.BAMF CALL NOW! __________________ “YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.” -John Martyn