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[Bane of your existence]

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Yet again cops are ****s.
Couldn't you atleast hook a brother up with a wet wipe or something? You don't let a famous person take a mug shot while there's still dried blood on his chin.