What Mischief Do You Get Up To At Work?

Mirrorball95 · 06-26-2009, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Before I became a forklift driver at the last lumberyard I worked at I was training a new worker on what the product is and where it is in the yard. However I feeling like a prick and decided to teach him the wrong pronunciations of certain types of wood. For example OSB (a particle board cheap plywood) became pronounced Au-sb and G1S (good 1 side, one side of the plywood has been sanded and finished) became jizz, MDO (a thin smooth surface has been put on one side of the plywood) became Mm-D'oh, and MDF (Compressed particle board, but much nicer quality than OSB, usually used for cabinets and desks) became Mm-Def. It was hilarious when he went on the radio asking if an available forklift could restock the 3/4 jizz plywood. Our boss actually got onto the radio and asked him what he called it and why he was being such an idiot. They never let me teach again

Haha evil jokes are the funniest. I used to actually work in a small warehouse which was part of a horse food shop before my current job. There was a certain kind of bird feed where it was stored up high and for quickness, instead of using the 100 year old ladder, one of us would stand on the forks to get the bag and then chuck it down onto the other bags.
Once, it was around break time and I decided to put my colleague right up way past the bird food to the roof of the warehouse and go and have my 15 minute coffee break. It was so difficult not to laugh when they were asking, where the fuck is Craig and I just said "He's just finishing off an order, hell be through in a minute". Eventually the other guy who did the deliveries went out to investigate and he had only been stuck there for five minutes lol. Still, must have been a long five minutes.

ElephantSack · 07-01-2009, 09:53 PM

Not so much any more.

But I used to work as a pool boy. That means I had keys to a few beach houses, so needless to say, when my girlfriend at the time would meet me for lunch sometimes, there would be some serious ****in' going on... which I was getting paid $8.50 an hour for.

crash_override · 07-01-2009, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack

Not so much any more.

But I used to work as a pool boy. That means I had keys to a few beach houses, so needless to say, when my girlfriend at the time would meet me for lunch sometimes, there would be some serious ****in' going on... which I was getting paid $8.50 an hour for.

Guess that's better than the daughters and housewives...

**Janszoon** · 07-01-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

Guess that's better than the daughters and housewives...

And husbands.

crash_override · 07-01-2009, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

And husbands.

Not exactly what pool boy are known for. But I guess it could happen.

**Janszoon** · 07-01-2009, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

Not exactly what pool boy are known for. But I guess it could happen.

Not what they're known for? Are you kidding? Try googling "pool boys" with the SafeSearch off and see what you come up with.

Astronomer · 07-01-2009, 11:44 PM

I'm at work right now browsing the internet for a new job.

Cheese · 07-02-2009, 02:45 AM

We often get bored at work so we raid the wrecks for any undentonated airbags and see what we can launch with them.

Failing that we have demolition derbys in the yard.....many visits from the local constabulary have ensued

Ricochet~kun · 07-02-2009, 11:06 AM

ha, i feel so lame... i work at a library... and theres really nothing to get up to...

except putting books on shelves backwards =P

anyone got any good ideas? xD

ElephantSack · 07-02-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

And husbands.

Your avatar along with this comment is rather unnerving.. in a kind of hilarious way.

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Cheese Shadow on the wall Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 823	We often get bored at work so we raid the wrecks for any undentonated airbags and see what we can launch with them. Failing that we have demolition derbys in the yard.....many visits from the local constabulary have ensued