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Key 03-19-2015 10:28 AM

^lol

DwnWthVwls 03-19-2015 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1566972)
^lol

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Psy-Fi 03-19-2015 03:36 PM

Tommy Chong on Weed, Jail and Smoking With the Beatles | Rolling Stone

Cuthbert 03-19-2015 08:57 PM

http://www.royalmint.com/~/media/Ima...nd_obverse.jpg

http://www.royalmint.com/~/media/Ima...ew_1_pound.jpg

The new pound coin.

DwnWthVwls 03-19-2015 09:19 PM

Perfect for pegging strippers.

John Wilkes Booth 03-19-2015 09:25 PM


DwnWthVwls 03-19-2015 09:28 PM

You watch way to many idiots rambling about dumb shit.

JWB: Future annoying old man who complains to cashiers about the things he hates most in life.

John Wilkes Booth 03-19-2015 09:40 PM

actually i watch exactly 2 idiots rambling about dumb ****

not counting the posters on this site of course

Key 03-19-2015 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1567155)

not counting the posters on this site of course

I came in here to say this, but you beat me to it.

DwnWthVwls 03-19-2015 09:43 PM

Swede Mason

Gimmie Back My Son (~1:25 too hype)


Get in the back of the Van


Put The Lotion in the Basket


Jeremy Clarkson Beatbox


Waiting

David Doss 03-19-2015 10:42 PM

Spam

The Batlord 03-20-2015 01:21 AM

I know that the people who run Metal Archives are a bunch of elitist snobs, but I never realized just how elitist. Apparently Between the Buried and Me do not have an entry because they are not metal. Metalcore and deathcore in general are likewise snubbed. I... I don't know what to say to that kind of mindless nonsense.

DwnWthVwls 03-20-2015 11:56 AM

But, but.. Alaska...

The Batlord 03-20-2015 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1567365)
But, but.. Alaska...

Apparently they insist that such bands are hardcore, without sufficient metal influences to count. I imagine these douchebags just don't like metalcore and have used pretzel logic just so they can snub an entire genre due to their small-minded prejudices.

I'd love it if there were a punk equivalent to Metal Archives. I'm sure they'd have nothing but good things to say about their claim that Suicide Silence is a hardcore band.

DwnWthVwls 03-20-2015 12:09 PM

Yeh, fuck those snobs.. Stick to MB for all your metal needs. That's dumb, but thanks for the post, I got the full album playing now.

The Batlord 03-20-2015 12:29 PM

I've largely switched to RYM for my music info needs. **** Metal Archives.

Black Francis 03-20-2015 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1567195)
I know that the people who run Metal Archives are a bunch of elitist snobs, but I never realized just how elitist. Apparently Between the Buried and Me do not have an entry because they are not metal. Metalcore and deathcore in general are likewise snubbed. I... I don't know what to say to that kind of mindless nonsense.

This summer..
A man betrayed by his own kind decides to take revenge on those who did him wrong.

He thought they were his friends, he thought they were his family, but he thought wrong.

Now he will arm himself with the knowledge of the Metal gods themselves to prove his former brethrens wrong and cleanse his order from the corruption of arrogant elitist assh*les.

This summer..

Bat lord stars in

"The butthurt redemption"

DwnWthVwls 03-20-2015 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1567393)
This summer..
A man betrayed by his own kind decides to take revenge on those who did him wrong.

He thought they were his friends, he thought they were his family, but he thought wrong.

Now he will arm himself with the knowledge of the Metal gods themselves to prove his former brethrens wrong and cleanse his order from the corruption of arrogant elitist assh*les.

This summer..

Bat lord stars in

"The butthurt redemption"


Black Francis 03-20-2015 03:04 PM

:laughing:

Good stuff, he milks the sh*t out of that bit though.


Aux-In 03-20-2015 03:15 PM



https://static.squarespace.com/stati...122344232.jpeg

Black Francis 03-20-2015 08:40 PM

This right here

http://www.unilever.es/Images/maizen...126-331706.jpg

Puts oatmeal to shame.

i think its called corn starch in the US.

Not only can you use it in a bunch of recipes, on its own it taste like a gooey wonder.
like oatmeal, the best way to prepare it is with a balance of sweet & salty but i add lots of butter to it and holy Sh*t does it taste good...

the downfall of it is preparing it is a bit of a hassle cause you gotta be constantly stirring it for it not to coagulate but believe me, it's worth the hassle.

i don't really know why im sponsoring it but i guess my point is next time you're in the supermarket buying oatmeal put that sh*t down and try some corn starch instead. :)

The Batlord 03-20-2015 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1567537)
Not only can you use it in a bunch of recipes, on its own it taste like a gooey wonder.

http://i.imgur.com/ZU7Pwe3.png

ladyislingering 03-20-2015 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1567543)

that dude must be the loneliest dude that ever lived.

DwnWthVwls 03-20-2015 10:01 PM

Or super gay.

The Batlord 03-20-2015 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1567584)
Or super gay.

I'm gonna go with that. Ain't no straight guy gonna eat semen salad. Even if we don't give a **** about gay ****, it's still gross. You gotta have some luv for tha sp00rm to want to eat it.

ladyislingering 03-20-2015 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1567143)

:laughing: that dude is probably somehow related to me. He's gotta be.

ladyislingering 03-20-2015 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1567584)
Or super gay.

I just pictured some dude wearing a cape while sucking dick, because he's Super Gay.

The Batlord 03-20-2015 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1567589)
:laughing: that dude is probably somehow related to me. He's gotta be.

Why? He doesn't look fat.

ladyislingering 03-20-2015 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1567592)
Why? He doesn't look fat.

bitch, what the hell

The Batlord 03-20-2015 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1567596)
bitch, what the hell

I'm like a machine. Put in a quarter, get a put down. There's nothing you can do but stop adding change. I take no responsibility for my actions.

ladyislingering 03-20-2015 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1567599)
I'm like a machine. Put in a quarter, get a put down. There's nothing you can do but stop adding change. I take no responsibility for my actions.

Go throw yourself in the garbage please

The Batlord 03-20-2015 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1567602)
Go throw yourself in the garbage please

Sorry, I wouldn't want to impose on your home like that.

ladyislingering 03-20-2015 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1567604)
Sorry, I wouldn't want to impose on your home like that.

that's not what your mother said last night

The Batlord 03-20-2015 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1567605)
that's not what your mother said last night

Why don't you put the bottle down, alchie. Maybe your next post will actually make sense.

ladyislingering 03-20-2015 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1567608)
Why don't you put the bottle down, alchie. Maybe your next post will actually make sense.

yeah, probably.

The Batlord 03-20-2015 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1567609)
yeah, probably.

Man, did I hit too hard that time? Did I just break LiL's spirit? Have I won at the cost of your mental well-being?

YES!!!

John Wilkes Booth 03-20-2015 10:40 PM


Black Francis 03-20-2015 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1567605)
that's not what your mother said last night

:p:

Good one.

ladyislingering 03-20-2015 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1567611)
Man, did I hit too hard that time? Did I just break LiL's spirit? Have I won at the cost of your mental well-being?

YES!!!

nah, I'm just too fucked up to think of anything clever, so I caved.

Key 03-20-2015 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1567596)
bitch, what the hell

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1567599)
I'm like a machine. Put in a quarter, get a put down. There's nothing you can do but stop adding change. I take no responsibility for my actions.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1567602)
Go throw yourself in the garbage please

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1567604)
Sorry, I wouldn't want to impose on your home like that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1567605)
that's not what your mother said last night

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1567608)
Why don't you put the bottle down, alchie. Maybe your next post will actually make sense.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1567609)
yeah, probably.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1567611)
Man, did I hit too hard that time? Did I just break LiL's spirit? Have I won at the cost of your mental well-being?

YES!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1567615)
nah, I'm just too fucked up to think of anything clever, so I caved.

http://www.thegifspot.com/wp-content...09/o7x1oEZ.gif


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