Just bought a pokemon card off Amazon that I have been wanting my entire life. I've been looking on and off of different sites to find a good price, and I finally found one I'm happy with...pretty excited to get it in the mail.

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You shut your ****ing mouth.

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What is it? I dun get it.

RIP Mr. Sheep

Better to burn out than just fade away.

Ancient Mew pokemon card.

I knew that would happen, Mb is like a troll magnet but little do they know mods here are trolls too.

Gigantic gif!

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Why is socialism so hated in the US?
Why is lobbyism legal in the US?
Why is the US planning to spend more on nuclear weapons than space research during the next ten years?
Why is there not a revolution in USA, like, right now?

One upside of lobbying is that Congressmen deal with a load of issues that's near impossible to research fully and make an informed decision on due to the high number. One of the key lobbying techniques is bringing that information as well as public opinion polls and the like to the politicians. Obviously that research can be biased in some cases, but then again not all lobbyists are oil reps or serving the interest of x company. If we ban lobbying we're making it more difficult for organizations fighting to end domestic abuse, marijuana legalization, less police brutality, and other important issues to have their voices heard in Washington. So should we just ban lobbying from people or ideas we don't like?

It's a mixed bag, and I think that it's done enough good and bad to take up either side of the fence and be justified with your opinion.

Madonna on Jonathon Ross now, she looks great. Shag :cool:

Wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The story goes..

One day George harrison and Eric clapton were just hanging out in George's yard.

George had is guitar as he usually did and was just improvising songs.
apparently It was beautiful morning that day so when the sunlight hit them George started singing.

"Here comes the sun" and little by little that's where that song was born.

This is still one of the coolest ****ing things ever made

part of me wants to get a higher-paying job but I'd miss a few people so much that I'd be sad every day.

I just want my San Franciscan Victorian house, god damn it.

Would've prefered a Biggie Hologram.

The whole east coast vs. west coast rap thing with guns was SO F*CKING STUPID in retrospect. Bunch of idiots thinking life was a video game.

Crazy right? I didn't know forstbite did that.

I feel like if you put a needle into one of the fingers, a whole bunch of puss will come out.

Sadly it always takes for ppl to take it too far before we all realise how stupid it was..

I remember being in a club once and some guys were starting with sh*t with each other and you could feel the hostility in the environment building up to a fight and ofc that's what ended up happening.

A bunch of egotistical jerks desperately craving respect through their fist. there was nothing to be gained in the first place all they did was shutdown the club.

Paste Bin is the ****. It's sort of a last resort when looking for download links to just about anything, but it's saved my ass more times than I can count. What I really love about it is how low tech it is, with no fancy layout, and only vague accessibility. It was clearly created by and for morally dubious computer nerds without any concern for bringing it to the masses.

For anyone who doesn't know, Paste Bin is just a site where you can upload text. That's it. Theoretically you could just put up your Sonic the Hedgehog/Megaman crossover erotica, but it's generally used for download links. For whatever reason the entries are often just dumps of tens or even hundreds of links, most combined with no rhyme or reason.

I'm currently looking for Assuck's Misery Index album, and right under a bunch of Assuck links I see...


And so on, and so on, and so on. The only problem is that once I've been reduced to trolling around here most of the links are probably dead ones that I've already gone through. Oh, and I think I might have seen a link to child porn once or twice amongst the Prison Break episodes and ebooks on how to build shelves. As far as I know it's entirely confidential and there's zero moderation, so it's kind of like the wild west.

These is some badass mother ****ers. I had them all except the Blank who was IMPOSSIBLE to find in stores.

http://www.figurerealm.com/userimage...00/34126-3.jpg

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "do you have that book for men with small penises?" The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah that's the one"

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey!

Genuine lol.

10/10

I like this one. :clap:

So, one time I decided to spend my summer on a pirate ship, right? Everything was going great: looting, pillaging, wenching. That whole deal. But then one day this massive storm hit our boat.

The waves had to be at least twenty feet high. The rain was coming down in sheets and you could barely see a few feet in front of you. The wind was blowing with such ferocity that it threatened to lift you right off your feet and out into the ocean.

I was about to go below deck so that I didn't get washed overboard, when I saw the captain steering the ship... with his balls tied to the wheel. So I went up to the captain and asked him, "Doesn't it hurt to steer the ship with your balls tied to the wheel like that?"

"Arrr! It drives me nuts!"

This joke is so old the last time I heard it I laughed so hard and fell off my dinosaur.

That way of saying a joke is old is so old Plato theorized that it should no longer be used.

I remember when Adam and Eve told me this same thing in the first grade.

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."