Idk if joking or serious, but I believe you'd do that.

Totally serious. It's a point of pride. I've jerked it in the bathroom of every single place I've worked... even the nasty ass warehouse.

Always get a chuckle when people try to deride the selfie based on the fact taking one is supposed to symbolize a lack of social prowess or as a criticism of modern Millennial culture. However, the selfie is nothing new to the art world: they used to call it a self-portrait.

"Self-Portrait with Two Circles"; Rembrant; 1659-60

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...Kenwood%29.jpg

We even have examples of the animal kingdom taking a selfie (see my avatar).

I can't stop thinking about elephant Beethoven.

sorry Nea :(

****ing rancid.

Anyone on here ever saw a tornado?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1mHLogxh94

**** that.

Visited some family in Indiana when I was ten or so and we saw one almost touch down. **** that indeed.

Awwwww. Love animal spam.

Food spam:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2ZBe7na8m-...-lasagna-3.jpg

I would shiit myself. You get them here but they're all tiny. A lad I know bottled it from going on a storm chase, don't blame him tbh.

Would still like to see one in real life though, there was one in 2005 that destroyed a large part of the city but I wasn't in the UK at the time.

Looks good.

Get off my lawn.

I've been through a handful of tornado scares but nothing major. Luckily I grew up in a house equipped with a basement.

You need some industrial strength lysol for your after jerk routine. That's disgusting.

I get sores on my dick if I jerk too hard/too long. But then I have rough hands and a smooth dick.

No shame in your game. Those are love pustules.

Besides, GOAT!© doesn't judge.

Where I'm from we call that Herpes.

Having a foreskin tbh >>>

From my hand????

Had chlamydia once but that's about it.

chlamydia once? LOL I thought chlamydia was a lifetime of fun?

:yikes:

Nah. 7 days of antibiotics and it's dead. Most people that have it don't even know it. It's the most common STD. It's a very long story about how I found out.

Interesting. I was under the impression it was similar to herpes and/or HPV where you are stuck with it for life.

Those are viral diseases. Chlamydia is just an infection.

Viruses cause infections too. You're thinking of a bacteria.

Bottom line, C is curable. The others are not. They can go to sleep for long periods of time but they are always lurking.

So you admit your science fail? What's your next trick? You gonna make a thread about how they should "teach the controversy" with intelligent design?

Wiki is my God of all information.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlamydia_infection

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_simplex

First two sentences of the Herpes article.


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Chlamydia is curable. Herpes is not.

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Um.

Just let gramps go on his rants. Makes it easier.

I don't think you're getting my basic, easy to understand point: bacteria and viruses both cause infections.

So can paper cuts. Mr. Science's point stands.

I don't quite think you understand how science and health work. If you did, you'd have seen the errors of your ways.