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Old 08-22-2017, 10:58 PM   #14521 (permalink)
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Old 08-23-2017, 12:52 PM   #14522 (permalink)
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Older coworker asked me to review his powerpoint presentation. I looked at the first slide and there were literally over ten different fonts in different colours and sizes for about 15 words. How the **** is that a logical choice for anybody, even the technologically illiterate?
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Old 08-23-2017, 03:55 PM   #14523 (permalink)
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Older coworker asked me to review his powerpoint presentation. I looked at the first slide and there were literally over ten different fonts in different colours and sizes for about 15 words. How the **** is that a logical choice for anybody, even the technologically illiterate?
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Old 08-23-2017, 04:11 PM   #14524 (permalink)
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Judging by the heat of my farts my next shit is not going to be pleasant. Damn hot sauce.
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Old 08-23-2017, 04:22 PM   #14525 (permalink)
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Judging by the heat of my farts my next shit is not going to be pleasant. Damn hot sauce.
What hot sauce mate? Same one as before?
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Old 08-23-2017, 04:42 PM   #14526 (permalink)
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What hot sauce mate? Same one as before?
Indeed. It doesn't hold the same fear now and so I use it liberally. Occasionally this doesn't work out well for me.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-23-2017, 05:19 PM   #14527 (permalink)
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Was going to start a thread for stuff like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZkSih9iwII


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSyM7FrHW1c


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO_fjQtpN4s
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Old 08-23-2017, 05:49 PM   #14528 (permalink)
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lol that last one short and sweet too bad it was cut off a bit. As soon as I saw it coming out that color. I was like yeah I bet that one smells rancid.
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Old 08-23-2017, 10:28 PM   #14529 (permalink)
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O shin man
Feet stapled to your knees
O shin man
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O shin man
Take me with you please
O shin man
Eat the Sudanese
Where's my beret it makes me better at poetry
But have I even stoppeded reciting
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Old 08-24-2017, 05:03 AM   #14530 (permalink)
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Ireland isn't a small nation. It's a small world. There are Irish everywhere. There are almost 40 MILLION Irish in the United States alone. Conor represents us all, no matter what country, of Irish blood.
Saw this and it got me thinking. Video here:


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Wonder how many MB forumistas have Irish ancestry?

Der's mor ta Oirlund, dan Oirlund.
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