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[The Batlord]

The funny thing is that I'm a very immature, childish kind of person. In movies those people always end up somehow "finding themselves" or something by connecting with some kid because they are on the same wave length. Me, I have enough problems trying to talk to adults without having to figure out how to dumb myself down but not seem like I'm dumbing myself down just to talk to some shithead who probably doesn't have anything interesting to say in the first place. And babies? They don't do anything. Why in the fuck would I give a shit about spending time with something that doesn't do anything and requires me to be elbow deep in excrement to boot?

[ladyislingering]

I'd rather have a tapeworm than a child. At least you can get the tapeworm removed and tossed in a plastic bag without right-wing nutjobs calling you a murderer. That, and tapeworms and children are practically the same - parasites, little more than annoying parasites that will ultimately ruin your life the longer they're in it.

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I'd rather have a tapeworm than a child. At least you can get the tapeworm removed and tossed in a plastic bag without right-wing nutjobs calling you a murderer. That, and tapeworms and children are practically the same - parasites, little more than annoying parasites that will ultimately ruin your life the longer they're in it.

It's fine not to like kids but comparing them to parasites and tapeworms is just unbelievably callous and cruel.

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

It's fine not to like kids but comparing them to parasites and tapeworms is just unbelievably callous and cruel.

U mad Bro? I just wrote a new song called your kid looks like a tapeworm.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

It's fine not to like kids but comparing them to parasites and tapeworms is just unbelievably callous and cruel.

I lack the motherhood gene that a lot of people tend to have.

I'd be pretty devastated if I found out I was pregnant and I'd devote myself to getting rid of it.

I just don't like children very much unless they're quiet, sleeping, smiling, or doing something so utterly precious that it melts my heart. I just don't understand the cackling hens that lose their minds over children (e.g.; it's the most perfect baby in the whole world, it's beautiful, etc.)

But when you really think of it.

When you're pregnant you're a host to a life that cannot live outside of its habitat. It's feeding off of you. Tell me that's not creepy.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

U mad Bro? I just wrote a new song called your kid looks like a tapeworm.

This is a tapeworm.

And this is a human embryo.

Long lost bros, I say.

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

This is a tapeworm.

And this is a human embryo.

Long lost bros, I say.

Hey even Shakira said her baby was a wrinkled pruned mess when it came out and she didn't see what the hype was. I want a kid like I want a bullet in the head.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Hey even Shakira said her baby was a wrinkled pruned mess when it came out and she didn't see what the hype was. I want a kid like I want a bullet in the head.

Amen to that.

All creatures are pretty repulsive as newborn babies.

Even cats, and cats are my very favorite living creatures.

I've never looked at a cat and thought "man, I want to kick your ass", nor have I ever been pissed off at a cat for their behavior. Cats just do whatever, and they come to you when they want your attention. And you can give them a ton of love if you want to; they'll just sit there and bask in it.

Cats are just fabulous. They shit in a box, they can eat on their own, the noises they make are pretty cute, they can entertain themselves most of the time, cat food's cheap, you can keep them in the house forever and they're good to go. You can go out for a few hours without needing a babysitter.

The only downfall to having cats is that they don't live very long, and it hurts like hell when they pass away. But you can rescue another one, and the best part is, you don't have to give birth to it.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Amen to that.

All creatures are pretty repulsive as newborn babies.

Even cats, and cats are my very favorite living creatures.

I've never looked at a cat and thought "man, I want to kick your ass", nor have I ever been pissed off at a cat for their behavior. Cats just do whatever, and they come to you when they want your attention. And you can give them a ton of love if you want to; they'll just sit there and bask in it.

Cats are just fabulous. They **** in a box, they can eat on their own, the noises they make are pretty cute, they can entertain themselves most of the time, cat food's cheap, you can keep them in the house forever and they're good to go. You can go out for a few hours without needing a babysitter.

The only downfall to having cats is that they don't live very long, and it hurts like hell when they pass away. But you can rescue another one, and the best part is, you don't have to give birth to it.

Someone get's it!

[P A N]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I'd rather have a tapeworm than a child. At least you can get the tapeworm removed and tossed in a plastic bag without right-wing nutjobs calling you a murderer.

k. i found my sig. someone tell me how to quote this so it's at the bottom of everything i say.

TELL.

ME.

NOW.

edit: please?

edit 2: i went and tried to do it without instruction, did what i think i was supposed to, and now am wondering if i should ask ladyislingering for permission (and hoping it doesn't work as a result of this edit). so yeah... is it par for course to ask permission to quote someone in my sig?