The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

Key · 12-20-2018, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

There's a thread for spamming music. This is in the Lounge.

But...this is the thread for spam.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-20-2018, 10:43 PM

BassoonPlatoon · 12-20-2018, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

If I was gonna steal poetry, I'd steal it from a poet.

Um actually, if you were going to steal poetry to begin with it would make a lot more sense to steal from someone who is not a poet. That way you would be much more likely to get away the theft and pass it off as your own. Otherwise, somebody familiar with that poet’s work would just call you out on your nonsense.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-21-2018, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BassoonPlatoon

Um actually, if you were going to steal poetry to begin with it would make a lot more sense to steal from someone who is not a poet. That way you would be much more likely to get away the theft and pass it off as your own. Otherwise, somebody familiar with that poet’s work would just call you out on your nonsense.

I agree with this! Except no one reads poetry anymore, so I'd mostly be in the clear, even if I stole from someone famous.

Plankton · 12-21-2018, 09:28 AM

**Frownland** · 12-21-2018, 10:24 AM

Hey grindy, what do you call a large book about hypodermic needles?

Spoiler for .:

DwnWthVwls · 12-21-2018, 10:26 AM

That joke does not knock. Sorry, blame phonetics.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-21-2018, 10:36 AM

Good jokes aren't so polite as to knock. They just shoulder the door and barge in.

Plankton · 12-21-2018, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

An epitome.

I'll take "Someone with a peanut allergy and a fetish for needles", Alex.

The Batlord · 12-21-2018, 11:10 AM

The epitome of an epic homie.

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