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Old 08-19-2014, 06:45 PM   #2991 (permalink)
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I pretty much just asked out this chick while drunk as ****. I mean, it's over facebook, but I was all "Hey bae, you cool, we should hang out. I don't meet people that are really into reading and music, let me make you a mixtape." I AM THE MAN WHORE OF ETERNITY.
Shot down like a motherfucker. Gonna get shawty wet and read the holy book on what to do.
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Old 08-19-2014, 07:04 PM   #2992 (permalink)
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Shot down like a motherfucker. Gonna get shawty wet and read the holy book on what to do.
You mean she didn't go for "Let me make you a mixtape."? What, does she think this isn't 1986 or something?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-20-2014, 08:26 AM   #2993 (permalink)
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You mean she didn't go for "Let me make you a mixtape."? What, does she think this isn't 1986 or something?
You be slippin.
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Old 08-20-2014, 08:35 AM   #2994 (permalink)
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You be slippin.
I don't know what you're talking about. I did it perfectly.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-20-2014, 03:58 PM   #2995 (permalink)
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I don't know what you're talking about. I did it perfectly.
In Caveman speak, yes. That was accurate.
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:11 PM   #2996 (permalink)
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In Caveman speak, yes. That was accurate.
Go back and check and you'll see that you were mistaken, for my grammar was flawless.
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:31 PM   #2997 (permalink)
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Holy ****! I was just on Thesaurus.com, and had a hiccup. Then I look over at the left side of the page and see that the "Word of the Day", is "singultus". "Singultus" means "hiccup". Spooky.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-20-2014, 05:19 PM   #2998 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2014, 06:22 PM   #2999 (permalink)
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Yesterday I was at the garage for an oil change when the mechanic brought me a filthy-looking piece of garbage. Turns out it was the cabin air filter in our car.

Spoiler for Pictured here beside a new filter:


How in the hell did that even happen? That's repulsive.

I ended up spending $92 on a few replacement bulbs, full service oil change, replacement oil filter & cabin air filter - and they even vacuumed the interior, filled the wiper fluid, ran a full diagnostic and gave me a damn carwash for free. It was awesome.
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Old 08-20-2014, 06:25 PM   #3000 (permalink)
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Imagine how your lungs are doing. Also, that's a solid deal. Costs me around $130 just for oil/filter, stupid synthetic bull****.
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