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Key · 10-04-2014, 12:24 AM

Did you know:
1. People use legs for walking.
2. If you have to fix your phone, try putting it into some rice and leave it at night. Asians will come over and fix the device.
3. 10/10 studies say water will be poisonous if you add poison.
4. Fish can stay under water for more days without drowning.
5. Keys are used to unlock stuff.
6. An average person has 2 hands.
7. People who live in Australia have the capability to breathe.
8. If you take 50 cents from 50 Cent he wont die.
9. Dying is bad for your health.
10. Most left handed people are not right handed.
11. All car accidents involve vehicles.
12. Rhino is not a fat unicorn.
13. Too many birthdays can kill you.
14. People who stop breathing usually die.
15. Baby sitters don't actually sit on babies.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 10-04-2014, 12:45 AM

^I loled.

**Janszoon** · 10-04-2014, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki

9. Dying is bad for your health.

I'm not so sure about that. I've never heard of anyone having any health problems after death.

Isbjørn · 10-04-2014, 08:17 AM

How many dead people have ever required medical service? Hmm?

DwnWthVwls · 10-04-2014, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks

How many dead people have ever required medical service? Hmm?

Type "Dead person brought back to life" in google. That's a lot of freakin needy dead people.

Back from the Dead: 10 People Who Woke Up After Being Pronounced Dead - ODDEE

ladyislingering · 10-04-2014, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I'm not so sure about that. I've never heard of anyone having any health problems after death.

Franco Pepe Kalle · 10-08-2014, 05:57 PM

**Frownland** · 10-08-2014, 05:59 PM

Looks like you lost some weight FPK, been staying out of the sun too?

Franco Pepe Kalle · 10-08-2014, 06:02 PM

Frownland, my friends will love this

DwnWthVwls · 10-08-2014, 06:09 PM

Beckett! Yes please

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10-04-2014, 12:45 AM	#3092 (permalink)
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10-08-2014, 05:59 PM	#3098 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Looks like you lost some weight FPK, been staying out of the sun too? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-04-2014, 12:24 AM	#3091 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Did you know: 1. People use legs for walking. 2. If you have to fix your phone, try putting it into some rice and leave it at night. Asians will come over and fix the device. 3. 10/10 studies say water will be poisonous if you add poison. 4. Fish can stay under water for more days without drowning. 5. Keys are used to unlock stuff. 6. An average person has 2 hands. 7. People who live in Australia have the capability to breathe. 8. If you take 50 cents from 50 Cent he wont die. 9. Dying is bad for your health. 10. Most left handed people are not right handed. 11. All car accidents involve vehicles. 12. Rhino is not a fat unicorn. 13. Too many birthdays can kill you. 14. People who stop breathing usually die. 15. Baby sitters don't actually sit on babies.

10-08-2014, 06:02 PM	#3099 (permalink)
Franco Pepe Kalle Mwana Nzala Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Shakopee, Minnesota Posts: 627	Frownland, my friends will love this __________________ The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock. Girls are the sexy thing that God created. Important to notice FPK.