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one of the FIFA streamers I watch banned the word Nonce from his chat because he claimed he feels it's just as bad as cunt lmao

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1821217)

one of the FIFA streamers I watch banned the word Nonce from his chat because he claimed he feels it's just as bad as cunt lmao

What a strange person :D

If you're reduced to FIFA streams on Twitch then you need to branch out to other sports.

i think the fifa community is the largest sports gaming community tbh

You're basically watching sub-college sports though. Sub-high school sports even.

i mean you watch e-sports so coming from you that means literally nothing

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1821227)

i mean you watch e-sports so coming from you that means literally nothing

I watch StarCraft 2, which has pro level and watch-when-you're-trying-trying-to-fall-asleep-to-the-sound-of-dying-Protoss level.

The french are always all about it Scholomance Webzine: Sortie du nouveau Q'UQ'UMATZ

Charlie Sloth lol such a ****ing bellend.

I'm currently sitting in a dentist waiting room. With only 4 hours of sleep. Kill me now.

You get to sleep while they are in your mouth.

I may try that. Or I'll nap when I get home.

I've done it while they were working on a root canal but if it's just like a check up type exam or cleaning. I don't think you'd be able to get much rest. Might have to wait til you get home.

The world is unfair.

Home from dentist. Deep cleans suck. I'm in bed wth a hoodie and sweatpants and I'm not leaving. Someone bring me a smoothie since I can't eat anything not liquid today.

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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1821977)

Home from dentist. Deep cleans suck. I'm in bed wth a hoodie and sweatpants and I'm not leaving. Someone bring me a smoothie since I can't eat anything not liquid today.

I'll bring you a toothbrush and some floss you lazy bitch.

Shows what you know. Bad gums are hereditary. I've never had a cavity in my life. Still don't.

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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1821982)

Shows what you know. Bad gums are hereditary. I've never had a cavity in my life. Still don't.

Tell your momma she should've taught you how to brush and floss correctly.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1821985)

Tell your momma she should've taught you how to brush and floss correctly.

You really are an idiot.

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1821914)

You get to sleep while they are in your mouth.

https://i.giphy.com/7KLKI0Pms6dtS.gif

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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1821990)

You really are an idiot.

Have you ever tried or considered oil pulling?

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1822100)

Have you ever tried or considered oil pulling?

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I walk in and over to you in the bath tub as you lather yourself. I sit at the edge of the tub and roll up my right sleeve with a little smile and gently lower my hand in the bath tub. . ..
I let my hand weigh on your leg. . . and slowly rub upwards over your knee, feeling your warm soft wet skin in the water, slightly squeezing your supple flesh. . . my hand travels over your inner thigh. . . you let out a sigh as the edge of my hand brushes up against your pussy lips and goes under firmly grabbing the bottom of your ass firmly letting my pinky rub your little whole with each firm grasp. . .

I work my hand back upward this time cupping over your pussy as I start rubbing it with more pressure, in a slow upward downward motion. . .
Our eyes locked and I see you start feeling aroused. . . your eyes giving it away. . . Slowly I take two fingers and part your pussy lips. . . so my third finger can trace the outside edge between your lips. . . all. . . the . . . way.. up and around your clit. . .. And I do this over and over again just lightly running my third finger up and over your clit. . . sometimes pressing on it before taking my finger down again. . .

Your hips start to gyrate as I continue rubbing your pussy. . . now gently squeezing and lightly pulling at your clit each time with my fingers and then down again. . .
I like the way your pussy feels on my fingers. . . soft, slightly pillow-like. . . as I start inserting my finger tip just at the tight entrance between your pussy lips, I mutter . . . you like it when I tease your pussy . . . tickling the outer slit. . . my dirty little **** slut, your pussy contracts, tightens inside even more. . . you sigh and let out a faint hmmmm. . . ohhh. . . I rub your clit and press it between my two fingers and your hips start gyrating more. . . creating turbulence in the bath water. . .

I move in towards you more and and have all my fingers slowly rubbing, parting, tickling, pressing, and pulling at your pussy. . . then I finger you slow and all the way. . . feeling the tightness and the heat inside allover my finger. . . you moan and put more pressure over my hand with yours. . . you are so excited you want me to **** you with my fingers. . . one. . . then two. . . now slowly ****ing you with two fingers in and out. . .. You breathe harder and let out faint moans. . . motioning me to keep going. . .

I pull you up to kneel on the tub. . . then sliding my left hand down your back as my right hand continues to rub, tickle, and finger your pussy. . . my left hand now slides down your ass. . . my fingers pressing and tickling your little whole. . . now both your holes being rubbed, tickled and simultaneously. . . your hips gyrating in rhythm. . . I draw closer near the back of your ear and lower neck and feel my warm breath against your skin. . . I'm going to finger your ass. . . you sigh and gasp as my finger enters your excited *******. . . then I simultaneously finger **** each hole with each hand...

I feel your legs readying to counter the pressure. . . as you moan and sigh with deep breaths. . . faster and harder. . . whimpering and enjoying the sensation. . .
My arms and hands work harder coming inward and outward motion... ****ing you at the same time. . . with you leaning your neck against my mouth. . . as I lick, bite, and suck on your earlobe and the back of your neck. . . telling you exactly what I'm doing. . . how I'm working my fingers. . . in this direction or the other. . . pointing out the spots you like as you let out breaths and whimpers. . .

I help you up move you to stretch your arms and rest your hands flat against the wall of the tub. . . with your back facing me I move close up against your ass. . . and rub my hands down your back. . . bending my knees to lower myself. . . I slap and grab your ass while I'm down there... surprising you. . . spreading it fast and burying my face and mouth. . ..

I eat your pussy from behind you hard. . . sucking your pussy lips into my mouth. . . then darting my tongue out to massage the inside of your pussy. . . then lick it all the way up your ass . . . you moan and groan with pleasure... your hips moving wildly, legs shaking. . . you are on the verge of cumming. . . I get up quick with my cock ready and penetrate you from behind all the way in. . . making you let out a low groaning while sounding out ohhh yeah. . .

I push myself up deeper inside you, I grab hold of your hair and pull it tight with my right hand while I held your left hip steady. . . I pump you slow and deep. . . and after a few thrusts your whole body shakes and your hands grab as you tighten up and let go. . . cumming allover my cock pumping deep inside you. . . I **** you harder. . . slamming into you with each thrust. . . almost lifting you off the ground. . . faster and faster. . . harder and harder. . . all the while your voice changes... moans to screams. . . and you *** again. . .

I pound you deep and hard feeling the tip of my cock push in and slip out of your hot wet pussy each long counter thrust I give you. . . you moaning each time you feel the tip of my cock enter your pussy and go all the way in. . .. I tease you in between thrusts and give you short but faster thrusts. . .

When I'm ready to blow my load and tell you, You turn around quickly and go on your knees with your mouth open looking straight up at me our eyes locked. . . holding my cock I blow my load over your mouth and your lips. . . drips down your neck. . . then I put my cock in your mouth and you suck it clean. . .swallowing all my load. . .

more Batlord fan-fiction?

Needs more tentacle also a tldr cause im not reading all that.