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The Batlord 04-05-2017 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1820236)
I've got a sexier one so don't get too excited.

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Frownland 04-05-2017 05:15 PM

[insert photo of feet here]

Frownland 04-05-2017 08:59 PM

My new daily diet plan

2 eggs on a roll with some cheese for breakfast
two chicken patties with cheese, tomato and lettuce for lunch
One Lean Cuisine for dinner.
Optional: popcorn.

Frownland 04-05-2017 09:10 PM

How to cook

Step one: look up recipe
Step two: buy appropriate ingredients for the recipe
Step three: follow the instructions

Lucem Ferre 04-06-2017 03:16 AM

ICP pissed off Tech N9ne saying that Tech doesn't show juggalos enough love or respect, claimed that juggalos kick started his career and that he got the face paint from the juggalos.

Tech responded with a verse.


The Batlord 04-06-2017 07:27 AM

ICP love their fake beefs. No idea if it's true though, but they definitely share a ****ton of the same fans. I'd actually say it's possible that Tech has kept a lot of juggalos in the scene after they grew out of ICP. Same with Twiztid. I think ICP might have shot themselves in the foot one too many times at this point and marginalized themselves by losing the support of pretty much anyone juggalos actually listen to.

Cuthbert 04-06-2017 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1820299)
I've been trying to cut the most heinous things I consume out of my diet (fast food, soda, sugar, etc.)

I've been drinking black coffee and tea now during the day and then eating literally just plain bread and cheese and fruit of some sort because I can't cook

Can't you do it on the weekend in bulk and then freeze for the week?

Cuthbert 04-06-2017 07:55 AM

Geordie accents are strange. They don't sound English but don't sound Scottish either, really unique and interesting accent, I wonder why they sound so different to other northern ones. I was listening to a Berwick accent the other day and that sounded great, with a Scottish hint to it.

Can't really tell between Yorkshire ones, Leeds to Sheffield they all sound the same to me.

DwnWthVwls 04-06-2017 08:56 AM

Geordie talks like a black guy.

The Batlord 04-06-2017 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1820364)
Geordie talks like a black guy.

Sounds pretty white to me.


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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-06-2017 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1820356)
Geordie accents are strange. They don't sound English but don't sound Scottish either, really unique and interesting accent, I wonder why they sound so different to other northern ones. I was listening to a Berwick accent the other day and that sounded great, with a Scottish hint to it.

Can't really tell between Yorkshire ones, Leeds to Sheffield they all sound the same to me.

lol i watch True Geordie quite a bit on YouTube and i always hear him using slang that i've never heard another Brit use, guessing it's geordie slang.

djchameleon 04-06-2017 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1820364)
Geordie talks like a black guy.

You never watched Geordie Shore? I thought you would be all about it being from that trash state of yours.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-06-2017 10:56 AM


Cuthbert 04-06-2017 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1820377)
lol i watch True Geordie quite a bit on YouTube and i always hear him using slang that i've never heard another Brit use, guessing it's geordie slang.

Do you think he sounds English?

Key 04-06-2017 11:07 AM

10am. Woke up an hour ago. Already stoned. Day off. Yeee.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-06-2017 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1820389)
Do you think he sounds English?

well i associated that accent with being english because i already knew he was, but he definitely doesn't sound like a normal Englishman. the guy he does his podcast with is a Londoner so when they speak you would think they were from two entirely different countries.

Cuthbert 04-06-2017 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1820403)
well i associated that accent with being english because i already knew he was, but he definitely doesn't sound like a normal Englishman. the guy he does his podcast with is a Londoner so when they speak you would think they were from two entirely different countries.

Yeah, the RP accent is the 'British' accent to people outside of the country probably cos that's the one they always hear.

Welsh people sound more English than Geordies, it's mad.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-06-2017 11:56 AM

i've never heard a welsh accent, every time i see Bale or Ramsey i try to imagine what they sound like and i don't want to spoil that by actually hearing them.

Cuthbert 04-06-2017 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1820422)
i've never heard a welsh accent, every time i see Bale or Ramsey i try to imagine what they sound like and i don't want to spoil that by actually hearing them.

Here is one - https://youtu.be/efVa3hUU6Kg

South Wales is the strong accent I think. North Walians sound like Scousers.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-06-2017 12:09 PM

yeah as an outsider that sounds very British to me

Aux-In 04-06-2017 05:15 PM


Key 04-06-2017 05:56 PM

https://beam.pro/ruthlessgod500

So my younger brother has been streaming on Beam and he's at 59 followers already. If you wanna support him, you can follow him. It's pretty awesome. He's going for 100.

The Batlord 04-06-2017 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1820574)
https://beam.pro/ruthlessgod500

So my younger brother has been streaming on Beam and he's at 59 followers already. If you wanna support him, you can follow him. It's pretty awesome. He's going for 100.

https://akphoto1.ask.fm/387/999/529/.../trollface.png

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-06-2017 06:10 PM

i went to post a visitor message on Monkey's profile and i accidentally posted it on my own >>>

Cuthbert 04-06-2017 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1820578)
i went to post a visitor message on Monkey's profile and i accidentally posted it on my own >>>

I haven't got one.
Leave me one please you got my hopes up.

Mondo Bungle 04-06-2017 07:28 PM

https://ququmatz.bandcamp.com/album/well-of-sacrifice
https://ququmatz.bandcamp.com/album/well-of-sacrifice
https://ququmatz.bandcamp.com/album/well-of-sacrifice

If this doesn't cement my status of metal god then I don't know what will

Frownland 04-06-2017 10:06 PM

Real credit cards taste like ****.

The Batlord 04-07-2017 06:21 PM

http://i.imgur.com/X74fAz1.jpg

Frownland 04-07-2017 06:22 PM

If they don't make the Boba Fett movie rated R I'm not even going to watch it.

The Batlord 04-07-2017 06:26 PM

Current Star Wars comics are making me give way more of a **** about Boba Fett than I ever did. So I concur.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-08-2017 12:07 AM

i've officially decided my MB goal for 2017 will be to beat Mondo for best taste in the 2017 member awards

Key 04-08-2017 12:08 AM

it's official

http://i.imgur.com/rlTb5FH.png

Thelonious Monkey 04-08-2017 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1820990)

haha bulby looks like batty.

bulbasaur 04-08-2017 12:17 AM

looks just like me

The Batlord 04-08-2017 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1820989)
i've officially decided my MB goal for 2017 will be to beat Mondo for best taste in the 2017 member awards

Needs more power metal.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-08-2017 01:19 AM

will sell out for the votes

The Batlord 04-08-2017 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1821024)
will sell out for the votes

Your constituents demand it.



djchameleon 04-08-2017 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1820871)
If they don't make the Boba Fett movie rated R I'm not even going to watch it.

I thought they scrapped it.

The Batlord 04-08-2017 02:19 PM

>be me
>walk outside to smoke a cigarette
>light cig
>sit down
>take a long drag
>go to pull cig from lips
>don't put enough pressure on cig
>accidentally run thumb and forefinger down length of cig
>grasp burning cherry between fingers and rip it off
>flail in burned panic
>frantically brush cherry from shoe
>find cherry on the ground
>relight cig with cherry like MacGyver
>finish cig like the woman doing yard work next door saw nothing

Cuthbert 04-08-2017 02:33 PM

^ nonce


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