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Aren't you overreacting just a Chad?

there's a Tunisia of different reasons why im not

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1804607)

there's a Tunisia of different reasons why im not

Botswana fight about it?

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1804609)

Botswana fight about it?

sure

wait

i've Sudan-ly changed my mind

Uganda just do that!

Can you please democractic republic of congo away?

do we really need Togo over this again?

Bunch of nerds with your puns.

Get out!

https://media4.giphy.com/media/3o6Mb...kwTu/200_s.gif

Mo Mali, Mozambitches.

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1804596)

you're ghana have to pass on her bruv

She Cameroon last night

Nice Djibouti but not her Libya #beefcurtains

I'm so African sick of these puns.

I can't take any Mauritius.

Well then I'll just get my Cote D'Ivoire and leave.

I'd imagine you'd be wearing a Cape Verde occasion.

I would have, but I was wearing it down the street the other day and this guy with a cowboy hat and a pair of Colt six-shooters turned the corner and began walking toward me. He was kinda weird but I figured he must be going to some off-holiday costume party. I mean, I was wearing a friggin' cape, so how could I judge him? He kept giving me this intense look so I tried avoiding eye contact, but as we were about to pass he tipped his hat, and gave me a, "Howdy, feller?" So I nodded back and mumbled, "How's it going?" I thought this guy was a real freak now, but just then he pulled out his pistols and...

... Egypt me for my cape.

We don't have that kind of thing around here, but we have a lot of robots and you know how Botswana cause a lot of trouble.

You should come visit then. Tons of weird cowboys wandering the streets, robbing people, with Ennio Morrocone playing in the background.

This song is seriously so ****ing good.

Out of the blue my computer just told me that it could help me plan a Valentine's date. Way to read your audience, *******. :(

Don't pretend like you don't have a date with your dick.

I prefer spontaneity.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1804726)

I'd imagine you'd be wearing a Cape Verde occasion.

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One of the better.ones.

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1804870)

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One of the better.ones.

Central African Republic deez nuts.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1804873)

Central African Republic deez nuts.

<<<

One of the worst.ones.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1804880)

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One of the worst.ones.

Harsh but fair

Every kiss begins with Ki

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1805375)

Every kiss begins with Ki

Who's Ki?

I was just pointing out the first two letters of a word

I didn't know he was into black guys.

I hope that isn't real.. that's a nice picture and his brother is a dick if it is.

I don't know if y'all are familiar with Mallory Ortberg's "Texts From.." series (inspired by famous literary characters) but it's hilarious.

Texts From Jane Eyre

Spoiler for ...:

JANE
MY LITTLE SUNBEAM
WHERE ARE YOU
I NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
I’m taking a walk
be back for dinner
AH YES MY CAGED SPRITE
COMMUNE WITH NATURE AND UPON YOUR RETURN
RELATE TO ME THE VAGRANT GLORIES OF THE RUINED WOODS
do you really want me to describe my walk to you
MORE THAN ANYTHING YOU POCKET WITCH
it is fairly cloudy out
looks like rain soon
AHHH TO THINK THAT MY LITTLE STARLING JANE
SHOULD RETURN
TO PERCH ON MY BROKEN MALFORMED SHOULDER
SINGING A SONG OF THE GREY AND WRACKING SKIES
MAKES MY HEART SWELL TO BURST
all right
JANE
JANE I BOUGHT YOU A DRESS MADE OF TEN THOUSAND PEARLS AS A BRIDAL PRESENT
where on earth would I wear that
YOU COULD WEAR IT ON THE MOON
that seems impractical
how would i even breathe on the moon?
I WOULD BREATHE FOR YOU MY JANE
JANE WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
I AM BEREFT AND WITHOUT MY JANE I SHALL SINK INTO ROGUERY
i am with my cousins
WHICH COUSIN
IS IT THE SEXY ONE
Please don’t try to talk to me again
IT IS YOUR SEXY COUSIN
“ST. JOHN”
WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS ST. JOHN
I’m not going to answer that
I KNEW IT
DID YOU LEAVE BECAUSE OF MY ATTIC WIFE
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT
yes
absolutely
BECAUSE MY HOUSE IN FRANCE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE AN ATTIC
IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT
IT HAS A CELLAR THOUGH SO YOU KNOW
DON’T CROSS ME
HAHA I’M ONLY JOKING
I hope you’re packed for India already
I’m not going to India with you, St. John
That’s not what these TWO TICKETS TO INDIA say
You know I don’t want to marry you
Why don’t you marry Rosamond instead?
Take her with you
Marry her?
MARRY HER?
Don’t be ridiculous, I’m attracted to her
That’s disgusting
You are disgusting, Jane
So you’re really not coming then
I’m really not
I would be an amazing husband
you know that?
I know
I taught you Hindi and everything
That’s basically the same as getting engaged
for missionaries
And I really appreciate that
It will be terribly useful in my career as an English governess
See? That. There.
that is exactly the kind of tone I mean
One round of cholera in the tropics would sear that sarcasm right out of you
guess I really missed out
Guess so

Reminded me of this ancient Hark! a vagrant panel:

https://s12.postimg.org/wez2y3xb1/janeeyre.png

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1805410)

I didn't know he was into black guys.

I hope that isn't real.. that's a nice picture and his brother is a dick if it is.

I was just about to make this joke, you ****. Have fun being like me.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1805410)

I hope that isn't real.. that's a nice picture and his brother is a dick if it is.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1805445)

I was just about to make this joke, you ****. Have fun being like me.

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