kitty has liked four or five of my tweets at this point so i think we're only a few steps away from her divorcing her husband and running away with me

A few years ago Wiley was about to drop Snakes & Ladders (album) but we didn't have the date. I sent him a tweet asking for the date and he sent me a picture of a snakeskin boot. I asked him wtf that was about and he said 'it's all good bro' and then blocked me.

I only wanted information about the release?

Damn talk about crossing boundaries.

tbh i think celebrities spend so much time blocking people that others probably end up in the crossfire quite frequently. i only tweet them if i'm clowning on them or if they're cute.

I hate that I'm not in a remote lake cabin surrounded by several sleeping borzois right now. I'm mad about it. >:c

Oh, well good, I'm glad you found something worth taking. Most of my playlists (most of which are years old and likely not very good, mind) are missing songs now that all the Soundcloud tracks have been removed from them, so I don't know if they're all that listenable anymore. Do you have an 8tracks account? The site is useless now, but I still use it to listen to playlists by the same five or so people I've followed for 6+ years.

Older coworker asked me to review his powerpoint presentation. I looked at the first slide and there were literally over ten different fonts in different colours and sizes for about 15 words. How the **** is that a logical choice for anybody, even the technologically illiterate?

tfw you work with Trollheart

Judging by the heat of my farts my next shit is not going to be pleasant. Damn hot sauce.

What hot sauce mate? Same one as before?

Indeed. It doesn't hold the same fear now and so I use it liberally. Occasionally this doesn't work out well for me.

Was going to start a thread for stuff like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZkSih9iwII


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSyM7FrHW1c


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO_fjQtpN4s

lol that last one short and sweet too bad it was cut off a bit. As soon as I saw it coming out that color. I was like yeah I bet that one smells rancid.

O shin man
Feet stapled to your knees
O shin man
Meat tabled for the Japanese
O shin man
Take me with you please
O shin man
Eat the Sudanese
Where's my beret it makes me better at poetry
But have I even stoppeded reciting
Ya feel?
Ja
Ja
Yeah
Yee-haw
Sun Ra mother****er

Saw this and it got me thinking. Video here:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNXtqNNB77g

Wonder how many MB forumistas have Irish ancestry?

Der's mor ta Oirlund, dan Oirlund.

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maywedder

my last name is gaelic-irish, i say no coincidence my family is full of alcoholics.

I'm 25% Irish, 50% Danish, amd 25% telling you to ask me a better question.

I'm a nice little Jewish boy. Oy vey.

Don't know what my dad's side of the family is, but the other side is xenophobically Irish.

Vindaloo ****s can be brutal, but it's still worth it.

jealous ass petty ass spoiled ass stupid ass ****ing bitches and clowns are having me fit to ****ing murder.


GET ME THE **** OUT OF HERE

https://68.media.tumblr.com/65fc2440...ecvo1_1280.jpg
This is the most ominous photo ever.

Man of the Century. Dr. Death, Australian doctor Philip Nitschke, Teaches Suicide Techniques - ABC News

Are you sure they just didn't misinterpret your texts and then convince you that you meant something you didn't?

Today I wore my white shirt. I also have a blue one.

It doesn't say Birmingham on it. But I got it from Birmingham.

http://i39.tinypic.com/8yb59i.png

**** being nice. Nice is for bitches who care about others.

Nice.

This and 'OMG I love baking' lol.

Also I think I clocked where you got your name.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...inal_cover.jpg

Was it from here?

The whole forum knows this, pleb.

Is that seriously the first time you figured that out? Bathory = Batlord in Old English font. Im love me some ****ing Bathory.

I do apologise then, most sincerely.

yeah lol. How would I know, I only heard of the band through you and looked up their albums recently and saw the covers.

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OMG interspecies friendships are one of my favorite things. If rats and cats can be friends then people from different races might even be able to have kids.

Music Banter - View Profile: Man like Monkey

Got my first spam visitor message lol.

Shout out to YorkeDaddy who has 150 pages of it ffs..

"Learn2 learning lotus notes 5 vol. 4 communicating "

Makes lots of sense too. Always good to learn to learning.

you can delete those mate, i've had a handful in the past.

he doesn't come around enough and/or just straight up doesn't care. Most people delete them.

and on planet Xynox, bird shit is blue...