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Frownland 02-08-2018 04:29 PM

Gotta use mayo instead of butter.

Neapolitan 02-08-2018 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925242)
I've always heard that an old woman's vagina is like opening a grilled cheese sandiwch.

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Thanks a lot for ruining my favorite sandwiches. :finger:

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925056)
Man, they wouldn't even let me have an avatar of The Little Mermaid.

That's a shame, but there are ways of getting around it being censored. Like remember my Princess Leia Organa in a Jabba the Hutt designed gold metal bikini avatar?

https://i.imgur.com/jEahfNb.png?1

The Batlord 02-09-2018 02:47 AM

lulz

Chiomara 02-09-2018 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925243)
maybe it was something along those lines... so maybe he was lying about ****ing the girl too. i guess i’m good then.

I feel like he had to have been lying unless she had a serious infection of some sort. Otherwise I just.. don't see how it could look like that. Every time I hear that sort of thing it's always said by someone who clearly has not actually seen a live, human vagina in a very long time.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-09-2018 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1925341)
I feel like he had to have been lying unless she had a serious infection of some sort. Otherwise I just.. don't see how it could look like that. Every time I hear that sort of thing it's always said by someone who clearly has not actually seen a live, human vagina in a very long time.

tbh vaginas are pretty ugly imo, not that penises are anything to write home about.

Chiomara 02-09-2018 08:05 AM

If you say so. (That's fine, more for me then I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Cuthbert 02-09-2018 09:27 AM

That new Nike advert is good.

Cuthbert 02-09-2018 09:30 AM



Jorja Smith isn't from London though.

The Batlord 02-09-2018 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925343)
tbh vaginas are pretty ugly imo, not that penises are anything to write home about.

I don't know why porn stars stretch their pussy lips so you can see down the hole. Like, you look like you got stabbed with a turkey baster.

Frownland 02-09-2018 10:20 AM

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...6d&oe=5B264F33

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-09-2018 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925369)
I don't know why porn stars stretch their pussy lips so you can see down the hole. Like, you look like you got stabbed with a turkey baster.

i’m glad somebody agrees with me, shame it has to be the guy who hasn’t seen a vagina in person since the early 2000s.

nonetheless team #uglyvag appreciates your participation.

Cuthbert 02-09-2018 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925386)
i’m glad somebody agrees with me, shame it has to be the guy who hasn’t seen a vagina in person since the early 2000s.

nonetheless team #uglyvag appreciates your participation.

Is this a thing?

The Batlord 02-09-2018 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925386)
i’m glad somebody agrees with me, shame it has to be the guy who hasn’t seen a vagina in person since the early 2000s.

nonetheless team #uglyvag appreciates your participation.

**** you, it was 2008.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-09-2018 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1925388)
Is this a thing?

i am making a thing

penises and vaginas are hella gross looking and it’s time the world accepts that

Frownland 02-09-2018 10:41 AM

Looks like Qwertyy doesn't wash his dick.

Cuthbert 02-09-2018 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925394)
i am making a thing

penises and vaginas are hella gross looking and it’s time the world accepts that

I think some can be pretty.

Circumcised dicks look wrong though imo.

Frownland 02-09-2018 10:46 AM

Are we just not gonna discuss mouths

Frownland 02-09-2018 10:46 AM

And ears wtf

The Batlord 02-09-2018 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925394)
i am making a thing

penises and vaginas are hella gross looking and it’s time the world accepts that

I mean if it's just the mound with a nice, neat, tasteful bush, it's alright, but it's no ass or boobies. Just keep that **** closed until it's time for the train to enter the station.

Chiomara 02-09-2018 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1925400)
And ears wtf

Ears look positively grotesque (also arms if you stare at them for long enough in the mirror)

Cuthbert 02-09-2018 11:10 AM

Any underrated body parts guys?

Frownland 02-09-2018 11:12 AM

Da brain. THink aBOut it

Chiomara 02-09-2018 11:14 AM

Hands, necks, jaws (especially when attractive people do the thing where they tense their jaw while working on something), forearms

The Batlord 02-09-2018 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1925408)
Any underrated body parts guys?

That hourglass curve area between the boobs and vag, with a little or moderate amount of soft fat, omg the sexiest.

Frownland 02-09-2018 11:20 AM

I was also going to say stomach but I'm not sure how underrated that is. People seem a little obsessive over their guts.

The Batlord 02-09-2018 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1925413)
I was also going to say stomach but I'm not sure how underrated that is. People seem a little obsessive over their guts.

Truth. A bit of a bulge adds... texture I guess. A taught stomach on a woman can be nice, but can also make her look like a boring Barbie doll. I like curves.

Cuthbert 02-09-2018 12:08 PM

http://www.mtv.co.uk/sites/default/f...?itok=CXdhpLGO

Cute.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-09-2018 01:29 PM

noses are underrated

as individual body parts they’re pretty weird but they make make someone attractive or hideously ugly very easily depending.

OccultHawk 02-09-2018 01:38 PM

The vagina. No amount of praise is sufficient. Thus by default permanently underrated.

The Batlord 02-09-2018 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925432)
noses are underrated

as individual body parts they’re pretty weird but they make make someone attractive or hideously ugly very easily depending.

In general I could give a ****, but Jew and Arab noses are hot as ****.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-09-2018 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925440)
In general I could give a ****, but Jew and Arab noses are hot as ****.

my point proven

Cuthbert 02-09-2018 01:50 PM

Never really paid much attention to noses tbh.

I'll try to consider them in future.

grindy 02-09-2018 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1925442)
Never really paid much attention to noses tbh.

I'll try to consider them in future.

Nose fetish in 3... 2... 1...

Chiomara 02-09-2018 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925440)
In general I could give a ****, but Jew and Arab noses are hot as ****.

I sure wish this were a more popular opinion. (I want Monica Bellucci's nose :c I spend so much time browsing through plastic surgeons' websites. I love prominent and/or odd noses on everyone else though.)

I'm really fond of Greek noses; I love Florence Welch's:

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/1c/66/15/1...ence-welch.jpg

The Batlord 02-09-2018 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1925447)
I sure wish this were a more popular opinion. (I want Monica Bellucci's nose :c I spend so much time browsing through plastic surgeons' websites. I love prominent and/or odd noses on everyone else though.)

I'm really fond of Greek noses; I love Florence Welch's:

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/1c/66/15/1...ence-welch.jpg

This basically. Jews and Arabs are just more famous for the prominent nose, but I'm all about it in general. I don't even know why, but I guess it's just that it's right in the center of the face, and therefore a more prominent nose is a "defect" that doesn't **** up face symmetry while still being highly noticeable and unique. I guess.

MicShazam 02-09-2018 05:35 PM

I think that the idea that noses should be tiny and unnoticalbe is kind of weird. You especially see it in manga drawing styles where they downright try to avoid drawing noses at all if they can. I think it's a shame and really silly. I don't see why a woman has to have a tiny nose. I remember from previous discussions in a now deleted thread that me and Batlord have much the same view on this :)

OccultHawk 02-09-2018 06:12 PM

https://images.encyclopediadramatica...-Enemy_jew.jpg

The Batlord 02-09-2018 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1925477)
I think that the idea that noses should be tiny and unnoticalbe is kind of weird. You especially see it in manga drawing styles where they downright try to avoid drawing noses at all if they can. I think it's a shame and really silly. I don't see why a woman has to have a tiny nose. I remember from previous discussions in a now deleted thread that me and Batlord have much the same view on this :)

Japan has a weird obsession with sexualised childlike qualities that isn't quite different from the rest of the world, but seems to be at least somewhat magnified, or at least more noticeable, and I suspect the smaller nose is a part of that for some odd reason. Cuter I guess?

Frownland 02-09-2018 11:15 PM


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