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Old 02-11-2015, 07:18 PM   #3691 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2015, 08:01 PM   #3692 (permalink)
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a valentine's day poem from me to you:

roses are red
violets are blue
spare me the chocolate
buy me some booze
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Old 02-11-2015, 08:33 PM   #3693 (permalink)
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a valentine's day poem from me to you:

roses are red
violets are blue
spare me the chocolate
buy me some booze
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shut the **** up!
And get me a brew
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Rose are red,
violets are red,
i'm color blind,
refrigerator.
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Old 02-11-2015, 08:39 PM   #3695 (permalink)
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shut the **** up!
And get me a brew
Roses are red
violets are blue
Batlord's the only one
not getting screwed
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:25 PM   #3696 (permalink)
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll stab you in the neck
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Roses are red
violets are blue
David Bowie in my bed
why can't this be true?
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:33 PM   #3698 (permalink)
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cause he's rich and famous
And prettier than you
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Roses are red
violets are blue
what the actual fuck is my life
I'm crying
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
love lasts but a moment,
but it lasts beyond you.
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