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Mornin Chi
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That was a goodnight toad, not a good morning toad. Duh.
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The lizards like "Joo tutch my hlettuss and joo die".
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This week in my boss' hilarious grammar abominations: he's now decided that he's spending too much on soda... bulk, watered down soda, and so he's left an announcement on the drink station informing us that were are to have a "MINIMUM" of two cups of soda per day.
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Take a picture of it and take him up on it.
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TBH I'm already on thin ice for correcting the grammar on all his other announcements. He's a touchy little twat.
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Do what he says and drink five cups.
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Literally make yourself sick on soda and tell your boss that you were just doing what you were told.
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Wtf does "buy the nasty for ya" mean? That sounds like you're getting me a hooker.
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nasty for ya is an adjective.
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what the ****
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Sometimes you have an absolute **** sense of humor.
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*whoosh*
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Pretty sure if I knew what you were on about it would still make my eyes roll. You make the opposite of dad jokes but they're often just as cringey.
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Are you talking to me?
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Well you're the only one here. Who the **** do you think I'm talking to?
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I thought you were giving yourself a pep talk. So you're just upset that I posted something about Deadpool?
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Nah the Time Xbox thing. Who cares?
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*babooshka*
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Yeah like that, who ****ing cares?
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Wouldn't it be funnier if everyone was in the other guys line? Am I dense?
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I love this. |
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The perfect gift for anyone who has always wanted to **** a sea anemone.
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Just use a handful of ham, pretty much the same thing. Microwave it for a little bit to warm it up.
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Im gonna have to look that up. I'd like to know what other colors it comes in. Flesh tone is soo boring.
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