drunk

Accurate.

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I have a crush..

Claire Saffitz
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Uh, did she die?

It's bungee jumping.. she has the cord around her feet, doofus. :D

Oh. I thought she was like going hold up ****er I’m not strapped in. Back in my day they put a big ass harness on you. I went bungee jumping but it didn’t take those kind of balls. They had it set so you just leaned back not looking and they let go and with a harness you didn’t really dive it cradled you. The actual free fall time was super short but long enough for me to become totally convinced it was impossibly long and my cord was obviously snapped. I totally just did it to say I did it. I didn’t like it at all. Not to mention they had Bruce Hornsby on auto-repeat.

I've done it once.. Was a lot of fun, pretty expensive though.

Had some biryani.

seeing some UK twitter accounts saying Salah must leave england as he’s converting fans into Jihadists :D :D :D

would link but im on mobile

He's having a good season.

i think it was probably mostly bants towards Liverpool fans but there was clearly a few accounts that were 100% serious :D

he is a superb player tho, called it back in the footy thread before he came. Q-Man was aware of the Muslim Messi, the Middle Eastern Messiah, Mo'hammed; mo' money.

The Nonce from The Nile.

Only guilty of one of those.

If traveling and going to concerts while you’re young is wrong I’m glad I wasn’t right.

None of those things are what I consider a basic bitch.

Coelho is for dumb bitches though.

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So where I'm at right now.

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Lamp lighter write ups I’m still waiting for

Exo- Ian William Craig

Anteater - Testament

Merit- DJ Shadow

isb - Con-Struct by Conrad Schnitzler & Schneider TM

Frownland - Nicolas Jaar sirens

Batlord - Mayhem in Blue by Hail Spirit Noir

Janszoon- los fabulosos cadillacs la salvación de solo y juan

That was a good book. Wouldn't call it life changing or anything, but i remember enjoying it in high school.

You found your dad?

People in high school are dumb and easily fooled by primitive basic bitch philosophy. I'll let that one pass.

That was like two years ago. He publicly urinated. We haven't seen each other since.

*goes to take a leak outside*

You still here?

I didn't even know that you could fix a leak like that. Those are some unmatched dad powers.

You should see how hard I nap. So hard the neighbor kids by me Fathers Day presents... on Mothers Day. I could be misinterpreting it though.

What were they doing by your father's day presents on mother's day?

Having an epileptic fit, obviously.

I think he left out a couple words but something about his illegitimate children with his neighbors' wives.

Have you seen my neighbors wives? One is a little like Mizz Parker watering dirt in Fridays.

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Had biryani again.

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It is I'm gonna make it myself at some point. It takes a bit of effort though.

There’s a blind joke in there.

Nah that's prison toilet paper.

Charmin bear trap.

Ftfy