I don't understand why capitalism to so many people means accumulating dick waving evidence of wealth when to me it's accumulating a never ending torrent of pop culture artifacts that entertain me and not people I don't want to talk to.

A nerd who knows how to do it right wears nerdy t-shirts that make people walk a large circle around him, thus leaving him to enjoy his amassed artifacts in peace. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten rid of those Cradle of Filth t-shirts?

Can I join your weird hippie sex cult if I bring my own bongos?

You did the right thing.

But how would I play StarCraft?

TFW you make a drunk buy on Amazon and request a cancellation, but you're secretly wishing the seller says **** you and sends it anyway.

Preach
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I own this shirt and believe there's a pic of me wearing it on this site so I got ya'll covered.

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I know it scares me but I can't help it. We should play Red Alert 2 instead. The AI is mediocre as **** and we can build Soviet conscript clone armies to crush the capitalists.

No idea what it is but looks cool. Is there even a nerd shirt thread?

ew no. self identifying as a nerd is often a defence mechanism developed by being called a nerd when you were young I guess

Edit: and nerd rhymes with shirt

There's no reason I should like RTS as much as I do considering how awful I am, and much of my love of StarCraft is watching competitive players and learning the meta. As far as games I can actually play and have fun with and not feel like a retard with Red Alert 2 is my ****. All that **** with putting your production buildings on hotkeys is dealt with cause there's a static menu on your right that has all your production (like all Command & Conquer games). And that's like half the game made easy right there.

And the units are designed more about being ridiculous and fun to use and watch kill things than being balanced. I mean you have defense units that electrocute enemies, tanks that fire two shells and have air defense, giant zeppelins of death, and that's just the Soviets. It's a much easier game to play but the fun level is off the charts. It's also got the last and best looking iteration of sprite graphics and sprites > 3d.

*buys shirt*

*wears it while strolling through Englewood, Il*

*gets shot*

*rent goes up*

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Then they see the back cover and property values stabilize.

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Wearing a Mercyful Fate T used get people thinking you might just cast a spell on em or maybe kill their cat. Now T's like that are economical balancers. Crazy kids.

Spending your life from 6 to 20 being told you're a nerd (back when that was not a "cool" thing to be, no less) might also have something to do with it.

Not bad at all.

More TBA are underrated TBH.

I don't like Buckcherry, but in that company, they almost look like a good idea.

Yob and Clutch stick out like sore thumbs.

A world in which Skillet gets billing over Yob is a cruel one indeed.

Skillet might just be the worst of all those bands.

That joke doesn't work for me because I don't have a driver's license and don't know what pedal is to the far right.

But, it's not a joke. It's an effigy.

It's the break, btw.

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^I miss Kesha in your sig :(

zoooom

Don't stare too long or you'll find yourself in the Shadow Realm.

Hard hitting analysis.

I don't care if boob armor makes sense or not. It makes me happy.

Needs some big ol spikes.

You tell 'em.

I was trying to give Tool a chance again by listening to the Ænima album on Youtube.

I'm skimming the comments on that Tool video and I thought I'd like to post some of the more... interesting ones:



"Tool is great if you're not getting any poon"

"6.2k people need to get off their ****ing cross and learn to swim."

"Great song about fist****ing!"

"That Jimmy hitting harder than a dick...."

"listening while a take a ****"

"my dads penis is a lot longer than yours hahaha!!!!!"

"Hey you too are you tweakers, rapists, and overall mind riddled Maggitt **** faces, enjoy their ****ty music, you are a tool"

"OMG THSI VIDEO HAS 12,178,237 views I LOVE ALL THOSE 12 MILLION PEOPLE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO AND WERE AMAZED BY ITS BEAUTY. I WANT LIFE TO BE ABLE TO SHOW THESE 12 MILLION VIEWERS TO BE IN LOVE, THE LOVE THAT HAS BEEN SUNG BY TOOL. I MESSIAH WANT THE WORLD TO BECOME LIGHT !!!!!!!!!!"



Makes me feel better about the level of discourse on MB.

I guessed this was gonna be Greta Van Fleet related before I clicked it.

Also lol