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Old 09-15-2015, 11:26 AM   #5741 (permalink)
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I get sores on my dick if I jerk too hard/too long. But then I have rough hands and a smooth dick.
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Old 09-15-2015, 03:33 PM   #5742 (permalink)
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I get sores on my dick if I jerk too hard/too long. But then I have rough hands and a smooth dick.
Where I'm from we call that Herpes.
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Old 09-15-2015, 03:42 PM   #5744 (permalink)
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Where I'm from we call that Herpes.
From my hand????

Had chlamydia once but that's about it.
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From my hand????

Had chlamydia once but that's about it.
chlamydia once? LOL I thought chlamydia was a lifetime of fun?
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chlamydia once? LOL I thought chlamydia was a lifetime of fun?
Nah. 7 days of antibiotics and it's dead. Most people that have it don't even know it. It's the most common STD. It's a very long story about how I found out.
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Nah. 7 days of antibiotics and it's dead. Most people that have it don't even know it. It's the most common STD. It's a very long story about how I found out.
Interesting. I was under the impression it was similar to herpes and/or HPV where you are stuck with it for life.
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Interesting. I was under the impression it was similar to herpes and/or HPV where you are stuck with it for life.
Those are viral diseases. Chlamydia is just an infection.
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Those are viral diseases. Chlamydia is just an infection.
Viruses cause infections too. You're thinking of a bacteria.
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