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He/she said athletes, not gamers.

lol Deej, I remember you posting those guys doing the pranks and one lad pulled a knife out, you seen the compilation video?


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Some of them are funny tbf.

yeah I have seen that one on FB.

I like the guy that convinces him that he's going to tell him a secret then boom!

how did that stupid kid fall for that?!

White people are ****ing stupid.

They are lucky as hell. Idk, where they were but if you pull that **** in the bad areas where I'm from your leaving in a body bag or ambulance. Hell, you don't even have to be prankin people for that to happen.

The fart one is the whitest one on there.

why did they even think that was okay to do to someone?

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It's a prank. It's a prank. It's a prank. It's a prank. It's a prank. It's a prank. It's a prank. chill bro. IT'S A PRANK! DON'T SHOOT ME. IT'S A PRANK.

Yeah man, real funny prank. ...

:rofl:

"Chill bro, I was only pretending to be an irritating ****."

It's not a real fart (presumably).

That bit isn't the funny bit.

None of it is the funny bit. They should be that scared, like I said if they pulled that **** in areas around here they wouldn't have left in one piece.

What you quoted was entirely sarcasm.

lol you seem genuinely heated?

O no not at all.. Just clarifying in case you misunderstood. Maybe I misunderstood you, but I was being serious about not finding it funny. I'm not a fan of any of the Tosh.0 and social media inspired humor.

Just for fun:
Crime Stats of Camden
Camden No.1 again

588 crimes per square mile. Rated 2 out of 100(safest) on the danger scale. This is maybe 1 hour from me.

lol no worries mate. I think I just find dumb shit like this funny, it's inevitable someone is going to get themselves killed but it doesn't make it any less funny for me.

It's just the fact they're being dickheads. You either laugh or you don't tbh.

damn i posted in the wrong thread by accident lol

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Time as a matter fact
is gone and it will never comeback
and mine..
is wasted all the time.

i find those prank videos pretty entertaining. mostly when the pranksters get attacked.

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ffs :D

Was gonna post it in the pet thread but there's a conversation going on so I'll leave it here.

Pretty sure my cat has an abscess on his head (separate from the eye thing I spoke to Batty about in the pet thread), anyone's cat ever had this?

EDIT: Yeah watching cat abscess videos on youtube I'm 99% sure he got bit by another cat now.

Squishy lump feels like it's full of fluid? Then yeah, probably an abscess. Gotta get some antibiotics from the vet or it'll just get worse.

I pretty much just asked out this chick while drunk as ****. I mean, it's over facebook, but I was all "Hey bae, you cool, we should hang out. I don't meet people that are really into reading and music, let me make you a mixtape." I AM THE MAN WHORE OF ETERNITY.

Cheers mate yeah gonna get some.

More like a scab that keeps getting bigger but he is long haired and there was a wet patch on his head first couple days so I think the fluid has just dried into his fur, noticed a smell as well which is according to the internets common with abscesses.

Seems depressed as well spends all day in the same spot under the table on a chair, doesn't move, doesn't want to to be petted apparently that's common too.

I was wondering at first about a scab. Usually they don't scab up till after they've burst, which would take a number of days probably, but then I remembered it was on your cat's head, so not much room to form under the skin I suppose. And yeah, abscesses smell awful.

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This guy needs to put an album out can confirm I would buy it for £20.

Shot down like a motherfucker. Gonna get shawty wet and read the holy book on what to do.

You mean she didn't go for "Let me make you a mixtape."? What, does she think this isn't 1986 or something?

You be slippin.

I don't know what you're talking about. I did it perfectly.

In Caveman speak, yes. That was accurate.

Go back and check and you'll see that you were mistaken, for my grammar was flawless.

Holy ****! I was just on Thesaurus.com, and had a hiccup. Then I look over at the left side of the page and see that the "Word of the Day", is "singultus". "Singultus" means "hiccup". Spooky.

Yesterday I was at the garage for an oil change when the mechanic brought me a filthy-looking piece of garbage. Turns out it was the cabin air filter in our car.



How in the hell did that even happen? That's repulsive.

I ended up spending $92 on a few replacement bulbs, full service oil change, replacement oil filter & cabin air filter - and they even vacuumed the interior, filled the wiper fluid, ran a full diagnostic and gave me a damn carwash for free. It was awesome.

Imagine how your lungs are doing. Also, that's a solid deal. Costs me around $130 just for oil/filter, stupid synthetic bull****.