Put a gun in your mouth dude.

Him and not me, right?

Here I am slightly late to the party:

The roses are dead
The violets are dead
Someday we will be too
Come join me in bed

roses are red
that much is true
I'm fucking wasted
let's screw

Roses are red
Violets are blue
So is your face
The cops are here too

or

Roses are red
Violets are blue
So are your balls
Your mom is here too

I don't believe in death

We don't die when we die

That's ridiculous.

Roses are subject to discussion on primary colors
Violets represent secondary others
Poems are as romantic as
The beheading of a saint

I'm a kitty I'm a kitty
I'm a kitty I'm a kitty
oh oh oh
I'm a kitty

tfw eternal love for crappy 80s pop music

^^^^

LOVE that song and video. Pure 80s.

Wanna talk 80's? how bout this one.

Another great tune.

Re: Patton Oswald.

His best work IMO. Won a few awards and was nominated for a bunch of others.

Oh god, thank you for reminding me about that movie, otherwise I would have forgotten it forever. I wanted to see it so bad, but never did.

You got the crappy version. Here:

Indeed, that was *****n awesome. Majestic even.

Do we have a 'pictures of anything' thread? Or would it be basically this thread but with pictures?

Isn't that the first verse of a Cannibal Corpse song?

Dear Ki,

http://images.thehollywoodgossip.com...oves-kanye.jpg

Thanks for the laughs,
DwnWthVwls

It goes better with the Bee Gee's "More Than A Woman".

30 of you guys should send me one dollar each

I was thinking of setting up a GoFundMe or something for you. seriously.

Dude. I mean this sincerely, if you need help, don't hesitate to ask. I can spare some cash if need be.

Mondo needs to get himself a PayPal account. We need to save this kid.

I'd adopt him if I could.

Mondo, when's your birthday? I might not be able to send you a card, but I'll make you one! Comforts of home ftw.

I have a paypal account, so if anyone chooses to spend money on my noise it'll go in there. Birthday's May 11.

Literally only need $30 to get an ID as I'd have a job and a place to live on lock if I had that.

Not sure how many of you listen to Elder, but their new album Lore that was set to release later this month has leaked ahead of schedule, I'll leave it to you to find.

Let's make it happen, MB!!

If I hadn't been posting in here I probably wouldn't have read this. But now I got that ****.

Is the link in your SIG the way to send it? Because if it is, say hello to a new ID.

awwww sweetheart!!

k, I think we should be Mondo's west coast parents. :laughing:

Now hold up, I wouldn't be able to get that cash because I don't have a bank account. It would just be there in my paypal.

Go ahead and buy them for jamming purposes though, that EP it links to rocks if you're into harsh noise

I live in the west coast essay. I don't remember much of Seatlle though, the only time I've ever been there I was like 3

Well I planned to buy your EP anyway, but I'll pay a few bucks if you can't access the money I was gonna send. Either way, I'm into harsh noise so I'll spend money for it.

Doesn't PayPal offer to send a check for the amount or....?

I don't remember exactly.

Then again you'd probably have to pay more just to open a checking account.

What do you need the money for?