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[TheCunningStunt]

get it?

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Yes. Obviously. (x8)

[Bloozcrooz]

Originally Posted by Dirty

Lemme know how many you make it through. Or how far you get through the first one until you've either had your fill of Bill Murray for the day or remember that you've already seen the movie 800 times. Lol, I swear I've seen that movie more than any other movie excluding A Christmas Story, which I made a vow to never watch again about 2 years ago.

Pauly Shore. I forgot he still existed. I hope that marathon would include classics such as Jury Duty, In the Army Now (featuring the always straight and comedic Andy ****) and of course Encino Man. Please tell me you've seen Encino Man, what a ridiculous movie.

Lol..you forgot about son-in-law. Yeah ive seen encino man as well. His movies are all crap but cant force myself to turn them off either when they come on....Oh by the way im at the start of the 4rth showing of groundhog day.

[ThePhanastasio]

All crap?? I thought The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou was pretty awesome, and Lost In Translation was all right.

[Dirty]

Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

Lol..you forgot about son-in-law. Yeah ive seen encino man as well. His movies are all crap but cant force myself to turn them off either when they come on....Oh by the way im at the start of the 4rth showing of groundhog day.

Ah yes, Son-in-law and Biodome as well. I like Encino Man cause you have Rudy, Pauly Shore AND Brendan Frasier, who was in the most unintentionally (I think, i dunno) hilarious sports movie ever, The Scout. Ever seen it boozinbloozin?

I am guessing not so let me lay out this ridiculous sports movie for you. This scout for the Yankees gets fired. He goes to Venezuela and sees this amazing pitcher who is regarded as a God. He is a white guy (Brandan Frasier) named Steve Nebraska. He is like Babe Ruth combined with Nolan Ryan. He convinces him to come to the MLB and he works out in front of all the team owners. He pitches to an MLB hitter (can't remember who, keith Hernandez maybe) and just dominates him with 105MPH fastballs. Then hits off an MLB pitcher and hits balls literally OUT of Yankee stadium from BOTH sides of the plate. Lol, so yes he is a switch hitting power hitter who also throws 105MPH fastballs.

To top it all off, he has mental problems and his first career start is in the World Series for the Yankees. He freaks out before the game and runs to the top of the stadium (like standing on the actual roof). A helicopter gets him and brings him to the mound lol. That somehow calms his down and he goes on to throw a PERFECT game. And by that, I mean he throws every pitch a strike and strikes out every batter. He also hits a game winning homer. The last pitch of the game sends the catcher and umpire clear to the backstop, it's like 109MPH I think. The Ump is like "I couldnt even see it!" and the catcher is like "Umm I think it was a strike!" So the umpire takes his word for it and calls strike three and the yankees win. Just such a hilarious and ridiculous sports movie.

[Bloozcrooz]

Originally Posted by Dirty

Ah yes, Son-in-law and Biodome as well. I like Encino Man cause you have Rudy, Pauly Shore AND Brendan Frasier, who was in the most unintentionally (I think, i dunno) hilarious sports movie ever, The Scout. Ever seen it boozinbloozin?

I am guessing not so let me lay out this ridiculous sports movie for you. This scout for the Yankees gets fired. He goes to Venezuela and sees this amazing pitcher who is regarded as a God. He is a white guy (Brandan Frasier) named Steve Nebraska. He is like Babe Ruth combined with Nolan Ryan. He convinces him to come to the MLB and he works out in front of all the team owners. He pitches to an MLB hitter (can't remember who, keith Hernandez maybe) and just dominates him with 105MPH fastballs. Then hits off an MLB pitcher and hits balls literally OUT of Yankee stadium from BOTH sides of the plate. Lol, so yes he is a switch hitting power hitter who also throws 105MPH fastballs.

To top it all off, he has mental problems and his first career start is in the World Series for the Yankees. He freaks out before the game and runs to the top of the stadium (like standing on the actual roof). A helicopter gets him and brings him to the mound lol. That somehow calms his down and he goes on to throw a PERFECT game. And by that, I mean he throws every pitch a strike and strikes out every batter. He also hits a game winning homer. The last pitch of the game sends the catcher and umpire clear to the backstop, it's like 109MPH I think. The Ump is like "I couldnt even see it!" and the catcher is like "Umm I think it was a strike!" So the umpire takes his word for it and calls strike three and the yankees win. Just such a hilarious and ridiculous sports movie.

Man the way your describing it seems like I may have seen it before. I cant be sure though. If I have its faded enough that it would be new again. I was grounded a lot as a child so I was a movie nut. Even though I wasnt suppose to be watching t.v. They werent gonna take the time to unplugg my t.v. So when it wasnt football season I was wrapped up in some kind of movie.

[Dirty]

I was wrong, the last pitch is actually 112MPH. And it's against Ozzie Smith who they portray as a slugger. Ozzie Smith was literally one of the least powerful hitters of all-time.

[Bloozcrooz]

Originally Posted by Dirty

I was wrong, the last pitch is actually 112MPH. And it's against Ozzie Smith who they portray as a slugger. Ozzie Smith was literally one of the least powerful hitters of all-time.

That little segments not resurrecting any sketchy memories yet. The name Steve Nebraska is though...im going to have to watch the whole thing now. Did you see the movie with him and the totally hot chick Elizabeth Hurley? He got granted 3 wishes I think in exchange for his soul...It was pretty much along the same cheesy outline, but one of those you cant turn off either. Every time he keeps making a wish something goes terribly wrong cause he's not specific enough in the details of his wish. He is mainly trying to wish his way into the arms of his dream girl. Like his first wish is something to the tune of being powerful and rich. So when she grants the wish he wakes up as a columbian drug lord. He is married to his dream girl, but she's like banging the lawn boy or something, and then the cops raid his mansion. Its pretty amusing I think.

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[Bloozcrooz]

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