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[GuD]

I'm just a debbie downer sometimese

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Plankton

Kudos for noticing they're having one. See? It's not that depressing now is it?

At least not for twenty minutes.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're sure Ki just doesn't have bad aim?

It's a penis. How difficult is it to maneuver?!

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

It's a penis. How difficult is it to maneuver?!

It's not about the maneuvering, it's just that you're never entirely sure of the trajectory of the stream at first. Sometimes it comes out a little... crooked, and you need to compensate. Especially if it's early in the morning, or you just whacked off. Multiple streams after orgasm are not at all uncommon.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

It's not about the maneuvering, it's just that you're never entirely sure of the trajectory of the stream at first. Sometimes it comes out a little... crooked, and you need to compensate. Especially if it's early in the morning, or you just whacked off. Multiple streams after orgasm are not at all uncommon.

...that's actually horrifying.

carry on with your fickle pissing appendage.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

...that's actually horrifying.

carry on with your fickle pissing appendage.

It can be annoying, but just imagine how liberating it would be if you're drinking, and when it's time to take a mega-piss, rather than have to sit down on a toilet---especially if you're in a public bathroom---you can just step into the bathroom, walk up to a toilet, unzip, pull your junk out, and just let loose for a good thirty seconds. Then, you shake it off a few times, put it back in, zip back up, wash your hands---if you're still sober enough to care---and walk back out after no more than two minutes. Even with such convenience, it's still kind of annoying having to take that much time when you'd rather be getting to the business of getting wasted, but I'm still grateful I don't have to sit down every time I have to take a drunk piss.

[GuD]

That's why you smoke weed while you drink. It keeps the booze in your system longer because it prevents vomitting/urinating plus it enhances the high.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

That's why you smoke weed while you drink. It keeps the booze in your system longer because it prevents vomitting/urinating plus it enhances the high.

Cool, now I have another excuse beyond it being awesome.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

It can be annoying, but just imagine how liberating it would be if you're drinking, and when it's time to take a mega-piss, rather than have to sit down on a toilet---especially if you're in a public bathroom---you can just step into the bathroom, walk up to a toilet, unzip, pull your junk out, and just let loose for a good thirty seconds. Then, you shake it off a few times, put it back in, zip back up, wash your hands---if you're still sober enough to care---and walk back out after no more than two minutes. Even with such convenience, it's still kind of annoying having to take that much time when you'd rather be getting to the business of getting wasted, but I'm still grateful I don't have to sit down every time I have to take a drunk piss.

it isn't such a burden to have a seat when you're drunk-pissing

I think it would be more tedious to stand up.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

it isn't such a burden to have a seat when you're drunk-pissing

I think it would be more tedious to stand up.

Nah, dude. When I'm drunk, I don't like having to do all kinds of **** that make tasks needlessly complicated. Stroll in, wizz on, walk out. So much better than sitting.

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

That's why you smoke weed while you drink. It keeps the booze in your system longer because it prevents vomitting/urinating plus it enhances the high.

I'm not the biggest fan of smoking weed while drinking. It might make you drunker or whatever, but the drunkenness makes it so I don't even really feel the high. Just feels like a waste of weed. I'd rather use weed all by itself, just to chillax in the middle of the day.