Which MB member will be the first to kill?

FireInCairo · 06-11-2009, 01:25 AM

We all know it's only a matter of time until we see a news bulletin pop on TV about another shooting spree or the like, and it can only be so long before one of these crazies is attached to the boards...

So my question to you is, who is the crazy sonofabitch amongst our little community? Post who you think will be first to kill and why.

Freebase Dali · 06-11-2009, 01:26 AM

See, I would have made this the other way around... "Which MB member would you kill first".

Does that answer your question?

FireInCairo · 06-11-2009, 01:44 AM

Haha that would have been good.

Freebase Dali · 06-11-2009, 02:15 AM

I'm gonna go pseudo and start my list:

Unfan
He'd be the first to go. It would be slow and painful. I might actually think of using a live kitten to suffocate him. If no live kittens were to be found in the vicinity, I would peruse the local grocer and find the sharpest box of Bisquick I could find, then change my mind and shoot him in the face with an air-soft pellet rifle until he expired.

Next, I'm looking at Cardboard Adolescent
Except I wouldn't kill him at first.. I'd just keep him around while I take care of the other victims just too see if he had anything incredibly insightful to say about the experience.

Boo Boo
Is next. Except I would have a fake attack of conscience and decide to let him free to see if he would begin to exit the hideout and stop, turn around, and say, "Well if you need any help.."
All I would be looking for is that response, and silently reflect for a moment... Then stab.

The dogs would have to be on to my scent at this point, so it's just down to a few merciless, meaningless, joy kills.
I spread out a big tarp containing pictures of boobs, under-arm hair, and attention... Darkest Hour and CoreyAllen2 are successfully baited.
It's just a matter of how many 50 caliber slugs their useless bodies can hold, after that point.

And then I'm arrested.
But boy it's worth it.

tHIS IS JUST A JOKE.

~~Farfisa~~ · 06-11-2009, 02:56 AM

I believe that there is already a thread like this in the games/jokes section.

Freebase Dali · 06-11-2009, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

I believe that there is already a thread like this in the games/jokes section.

Why'd you have to paradoxically ruin my fun with this information that would probably help me?
You took the stank right out of it.

djSallyDee · 06-11-2009, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Why'd you have to paradoxically ruin my fun with this information that would probably help me?
You took the stank right out of it.

dac · 06-11-2009, 04:07 PM

I will bet anyone 5 dollars that boo boo kills ethan within the next 2 years.

sweet_nothing · 06-11-2009, 04:58 PM

I think he'd rather kill Captain Caveman of the Unfan since they usually push his buttons.

FaSho · 06-11-2009, 05:03 PM

Or Comus!

06-11-2009, 01:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
FireInCairo Later on... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 1,235	Which MB member will be the first to kill? We all know it's only a matter of time until we see a news bulletin pop on TV about another shooting spree or the like, and it can only be so long before one of these crazies is attached to the boards... So my question to you is, who is the crazy sonofabitch amongst our little community? Post who you think will be first to kill and why. __________________ O G MUDBONE: Only You can prevent forest fires.

06-11-2009, 01:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	See, I would have made this the other way around... "Which MB member would you kill first". Does that answer your question? __________________

06-11-2009, 01:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
FireInCairo Later on... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 1,235	Haha that would have been good. __________________ O G MUDBONE: Only You can prevent forest fires.

06-11-2009, 02:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I'm gonna go pseudo and start my list: Unfan He'd be the first to go. It would be slow and painful. I might actually think of using a live kitten to suffocate him. If no live kittens were to be found in the vicinity, I would peruse the local grocer and find the sharpest box of Bisquick I could find, then change my mind and shoot him in the face with an air-soft pellet rifle until he expired. Next, I'm looking at Cardboard Adolescent Except I wouldn't kill him at first.. I'd just keep him around while I take care of the other victims just too see if he had anything incredibly insightful to say about the experience. Boo Boo Is next. Except I would have a fake attack of conscience and decide to let him free to see if he would begin to exit the hideout and stop, turn around, and say, "Well if you need any help.." All I would be looking for is that response, and silently reflect for a moment... Then stab. The dogs would have to be on to my scent at this point, so it's just down to a few merciless, meaningless, joy kills. I spread out a big tarp containing pictures of boobs, under-arm hair, and attention... Darkest Hour and CoreyAllen2 are successfully baited. It's just a matter of how many 50 caliber slugs their useless bodies can hold, after that point. And then I'm arrested. But boy it's worth it. tHIS IS JUST A JOKE. __________________

06-11-2009, 04:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
dac MB's Biggest Fanboy Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land Posts: 2,852	I will bet anyone 5 dollars that boo boo kills ethan within the next 2 years. __________________

06-11-2009, 02:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	I believe that there is already a thread like this in the games/jokes section.