Dr. Crowe Answers Your Questions

Crowe · 07-26-2009, 03:22 AM

Hello all; a bit of an introduction is in store, I think.

For those of you who do not know me, I'm Crowe, and I was once a very active member of our favorite forum here. About two years ago, the state of the forum was in such a condition that I chose to discontinue regular posting and relegate myself to relative silence for my own benefit. As I've been back to check up here and there, I've noticed that I rather like the atmosphere of the forum now - and am presumptuous enough to assume you'd all like to get to know me or re-acquaint yourselves with me should you have been around long enough to know me before. Rampant narcissistic ego aside, I'd like to get to know all of you again or meet you for the first time.

What is this thread? A sense of a forum's community is often discovered when people have certain issues and they are comfortable bringing these issues to the forum's attention - whether it be for venting or emotional support. What I plan to do is to play "psychiatrist" and give advice or comment on the problems that anyone would like to put forth. My answers can and will be either/or: blunt, sarcastic, outrageous, humorous, meaningful etc, etc... whatever mood strikes me at the time. I will answer questions in the order they are received, when I have time in which to answer them. If you are going to ask a question, tell me all of the information I will need to know about the situation at hand in order to fully diagnose and try to remedy the problem.

Note: I am not a real doctor or even receiving an education that would safely allow me to treat people, irl. That being said, if you are having serious problems - I'd be glad to hear them, but you might want to consider seeking professional help. My advice comes from a paltry 22 years of living in some pretty interesting situations.

Who is first?

jackhammer · 07-26-2009, 02:34 PM

I resigned as a mod 2 weeks ago for the very reasons you left 2 years ago! I'm only here because I'm waiting to get the remote control back so i can watch a film at 10 PM

Crowe · 07-26-2009, 04:41 PM

Hahah - well, do you have any life questions that need to be answered in the meantime, gov?

jackhammer · 07-26-2009, 05:25 PM

I always find my own answers

~~Odyshape~~ · 07-27-2009, 03:06 AM

Does God exist or should I just stick with praising man bear pig

Astronomer · 07-27-2009, 04:00 AM

Why is the word 'therapist' made up of the words "the" and "rapist"?

Fruitonica · 07-27-2009, 06:36 AM

To allow for puns

~~The Unfan~~ · 07-27-2009, 07:06 AM

Sometimes when I thread**** my sphincter bleeds. Is this normal?

mr. goth glam · 07-27-2009, 08:06 AM

Dr. Crowe, will I ever find love in this crazy, cruel, madcap world?

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 07-27-2009, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lateralus

Why is the word 'therapist' made up of the words "the" and "rapist"?

Quoted.

07-26-2009, 03:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
Crowe Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 699	Dr. Crowe Answers Your Questions Hello all; a bit of an introduction is in store, I think. For those of you who do not know me, I'm Crowe, and I was once a very active member of our favorite forum here. About two years ago, the state of the forum was in such a condition that I chose to discontinue regular posting and relegate myself to relative silence for my own benefit. As I've been back to check up here and there, I've noticed that I rather like the atmosphere of the forum now - and am presumptuous enough to assume you'd all like to get to know me or re-acquaint yourselves with me should you have been around long enough to know me before. Rampant narcissistic ego aside, I'd like to get to know all of you again or meet you for the first time. What is this thread? A sense of a forum's community is often discovered when people have certain issues and they are comfortable bringing these issues to the forum's attention - whether it be for venting or emotional support. What I plan to do is to play "psychiatrist" and give advice or comment on the problems that anyone would like to put forth. My answers can and will be either/or: blunt, sarcastic, outrageous, humorous, meaningful etc, etc... whatever mood strikes me at the time. I will answer questions in the order they are received, when I have time in which to answer them. If you are going to ask a question, tell me all of the information I will need to know about the situation at hand in order to fully diagnose and try to remedy the problem. Note: I am not a real doctor or even receiving an education that would safely allow me to treat people, irl. That being said, if you are having serious problems - I'd be glad to hear them, but you might want to consider seeking professional help. My advice comes from a paltry 22 years of living in some pretty interesting situations. Who is first? __________________

07-26-2009, 02:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I resigned as a mod 2 weeks ago for the very reasons you left 2 years ago! I'm only here because I'm waiting to get the remote control back so i can watch a film at 10 PM __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

07-26-2009, 04:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Crowe Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 699	Hahah - well, do you have any life questions that need to be answered in the meantime, gov? __________________

07-26-2009, 05:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I always find my own answers __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

07-27-2009, 04:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	Why is the word 'therapist' made up of the words "the" and "rapist"? __________________

07-27-2009, 03:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
~~Odyshape~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 526	Does God exist or should I just stick with praising man bear pig

07-27-2009, 06:36 AM	#7 (permalink)
Fruitonica Pale and Wan Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Aus Posts: 917	To allow for puns

07-27-2009, 07:06 AM	#8 (permalink)
~~The Unfan~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Methville Posts: 2,116	Sometimes when I thread**** my sphincter bleeds. Is this normal?

07-27-2009, 08:06 AM	#9 (permalink)
mr. goth glam Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Waverly, VA. Posts: 406	Dr. Crowe, will I ever find love in this crazy, cruel, madcap world? __________________

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