First thing I thought of when I read this was desperate housewives

Except we're all pale, pathetic hipsters except for the ones of us that are European, middle-aged metalheads, but either way, none of us look like this.

Except for Vanilla, who is some sort of freakish escaped experiment from the Perfect Woman laboratory.

Plus I have a penis, so I guess that kinda rules me out from looking like them as well... in a relatively normal world, I mean

Stop, quick, before someone posts a shirtless David Hasslehoff or whoever the kids are lusting over these days.....

Hahahaha, I swear I hesitated posting that, but I did it anyway to greet the flaming, lol

Btw, David Hasslehoff in that spongebob movie is by far the most messed up thing I have ever seen in my life... =/

Nobody's going to flame you. I may post binary in your visitor message box, but as a group, we abstain from flaming.

Lol, binary? :S You got me there!

Good thing I know Boolean algebra then (sorry it's a math thing =/ )

i have a weakness for really expensive shoes,.....this has brought me to my neiman marcus last call addiction because i cant really afford the $400 shoes i want
i know, its shameful but hey, thats whats up


so,...if someone would like to contribute to these,...that would be great

Bow Couture Pump*-* Neiman Marcus

I barely pay attention to the brands when I go shopping for clothes but as far as shoes go. I go with DC shoes or Nike SB dunks. I have been eye-ing this pair of Fallen shoes for two weeks. I might go pick them up today.

aw, my mom has those shoes. that's so funny.

I shop a lot when I travel to Europe, because the clothes there are a lot different than what I usually find in the states. I use to dress sorta grungy, but I sorta gave that up because it annoyed my parents to no end, and I get a lot more **** when I dress more clean cut. I do not identify myself with how I dress and I hate it more than anything when people judge people with how they dress.

I guess i'll type where the recites in my wallet say I last shopped (keep in mind I was in NY a couple of weeks ago, so it's a bit more everywhere than usual):

1. Saks Fifth Avenue
2. Gucci
3. Lacoste
4. Uniquites
5. Burberry
6. Cat's Banjo
7. Chanel
8. Tod's
9. Coach
10. Mango
11. Kate Spade
12. Barney's
13. Missoni
14. Second Half Chance
15. Century 21
16. Pucci

LRG
American Eagle
Vans and adidas when it comes to kicks

Ed Hardy
Lucky
Forever 21

im amazed you can find anything in there under 15 dollars.

Top 5:
Band merch
Trivium (not the band)
West 49
Bluenotes
Warrens

Rocawear <3

Speak for yourself.

I prefer the local thrift store and rarely, Urban Outfitters or American Apparell. But that's if I have a million bucks on hand.

i'm a slave to fashion, so i begin, george asda, primark, and of course matalan kicks ass,

walmart

Nike
hollister

I really love H&M, but I don't particularly have a preference. I go for what's cheapest.

thank god we don't all look like that. I think i might have to go hurl in a bucket. In fact, if i all of a sudden woke up ultra "beautiful" with a lot of money and no longer looked/dressed like me, i think i would have to drown myself. *shudders*

if you care to look, go to the likes/dislikes thread.

Dislikes:
clones

yes. They're just a bunch of t shirts stores. And overpriced T shirt stores. Who wants to pay 40$ for a t shirt from a store? If it's from a concert or somewhere cool you want to remember then pricing is negotiable.

I wear mostly thrift, h&m,Urban outfitters, and stuff I make myself. I am a girl just fyi.

I have an ugly vintage blazer that I wear just to piss off anyone who I am hanging out with. Besides that I pretty much wear jeans and band t-shirts

That is BS. Hollister, AE, Abercrombie and other stores always have tons of shirts that are $15-20. Most of the stuff they sell is expensive, but you can find a bunch of stuff for cheap if you just look. I have found more expensive clothes at Walmart tbh.

And i have never seen a $40 shirt at any one of these stores.

It's very hard to find shirts that fit me at stores like Hollister, AE, or Abercrombie... damn it sucks being skinny.

Abercrombie & Fitch > Women > Classic Shirts

you're right. I was being generous. 60$ is more like it.
It's true they have cheaper stuff too, but personally I find it pretty generic looking, nothing you can't find at Target for a third of the price.

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Last time I checked skinny was abercrombie's m.o.
But I don't frequent their stores so I'm probably wrong.

I'm 6'3"... stores like that tend to have stuff for people of the average height.

i have an obsession for gstar raw jeans, i dunno why.
i could get a perfect pair high street for a quarer of the price.
but no. i need gstar ones.
rougly £100 a pop :|.
robbing bastards.

Lol, I know exactly what you mean. I'd see a generic pair of jeans for next to nothing but I'd hesitate to buy it, but if I see a pair of Guess jeans for quintuple the price! I quickly pull out my credit card! :banghead: Those sons of bitches

its a total impulse, like i NEED to buy them, but a good pair of normal jeans which probably look very similar, dont fit as well or dont look as good.
thats what i tell myself anyways :laughing:

They NEVER fit as well, and NEVER look as good :)

I should probably go look for some more tomorrow :laughing:

so very true. :(

The ingenious marketing strategists for designer brand clothing are gleefully fingering their beards and laughing maniacally.

...and so they toil, with heads held high, patronizing their customers as we do our peers and sleep ever so soundly as they dive onto their beds, knowing it was a job well done.

But their ever-increasing bank accounts and their morally arbitrary lucrative work-place protocols do nothing to satisfy humanity's aching hunger for true sustainence in a world populated by their designer fashioned masquerade models, each of which is a constant reminder that they are slowly making the world look better while it's just feeling that much worse.

If it weren't for facades and the biting of lips, your mother wouldn't have truly known how much you hated her in your childhood naivety for the every times that she said no. Be grateful that we don't always express how we feel or portray our inwardly emotions.

look at the bright side.. least the marketing team are doing their jobs :O