Ugly Things People Do/Wear To Look Attractive

music_phantom13 · 11-24-2009, 07:30 AM

I'm guessing these douches would be the US equivalent. These guys come from mainly NJ, then spread out to infect the world with songs like Soja Boy and other ****ty music. As if frat guys weren't bad enough, these are essentially the next level. And in case you're wondering, yes some of them probably are wearing lip gloss too. I guess they consider that "cool". Also, if you don't wear a button down collar shirt with the collar popped, they'll call you a ***, despite the fact that they're wearing lip gloss. Unlike the chavs, these guys will get ****faced, talk a bunch of crap when they're with all their friends, and then never actually fight. Sadly there were a lot of them at MD, but here's a typical encounter. I was good friends with this guy Mike, who was gigantic and could beat the **** out of just about anyone. So one of ^ started giving him **** at a party, backed up by all his friends standing right behind him shouting encouragement. He just decked the kid and broke his nose, all his friends ran away, and the kid started crying.

Astronomer · 11-24-2009, 07:35 AM

^ Ha, it's funny, we have those groups of people down here, too. Our equivalent I think would be 'muzzas.' The subcultures seem consistent even across vast oceans, it's just the name that changes.

Edit: This is an image that came up when I google-searched "muzza"

TheCunningStunt · 11-24-2009, 10:32 AM

USA

vs

Britain

USA chavs seem to be more bent. Britain chavs are more cunty..

FETCHER. · 11-24-2009, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

USA

vs

Britain

USA chavs seem to be more bent. Britain chavs are more cunty..

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Wee bit of berghaus, and the stereotypical MD 20/20 and some Buckfast! haha

edit: By the looks of it, our Neds develop much younger.

**Janszoon** · 11-24-2009, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

USA

vs

Britain

USA chavs seem to be more bent. Britain chavs are more cunty..

I thought that first one was Australian.

TheCunningStunt · 11-24-2009, 10:53 AM

The third one from the left wearing black looks severely disabled.

**Janszoon** · 11-24-2009, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

The third one from the left wearing black looks severely disabled.

I mean the first picture. Lateralus posted that picture as an example of an Australian muzza.

TheCunningStunt · 11-24-2009, 10:59 AM

So they are American chavs?

They're much better than ours.

TheCunningStunt · 11-24-2009, 11:00 AM

However, they still all look like they're bumming Thomas the goat man in Narnia.

Zer0 · 11-24-2009, 02:56 PM

Good ol' skangers. One thing i always wonder is why do they tilt their baseball caps upwards

11-24-2009, 07:35 AM	#572 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	^ Ha, it's funny, we have those groups of people down here, too. Our equivalent I think would be 'muzzas.' The subcultures seem consistent even across vast oceans, it's just the name that changes. Edit: This is an image that came up when I google-searched "muzza" __________________

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11-24-2009, 07:30 AM	#571 (permalink)
music_phantom13 Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 942	I'm guessing these douches would be the US equivalent. These guys come from mainly NJ, then spread out to infect the world with songs like Soja Boy and other **ty music. As if frat guys weren't bad enough, these are essentially the next level. And in case you're wondering, yes some of them probably are wearing lip gloss too. I guess they consider that "cool". Also, if you don't wear a button down collar shirt with the collar popped, they'll call you a , despite the fact that they're wearing lip gloss. Unlike the chavs, these guys will get *faced, talk a bunch of crap when they're with all their friends, and then never actually fight. Sadly there were a lot of them at MD, but here's a typical encounter. I was good friends with this guy Mike, who was gigantic and could beat the out of just about anyone. So one of ^ started giving him ** at a party, backed up by all his friends standing right behind him shouting encouragement. He just decked the kid and broke his nose, all his friends ran away, and the kid started crying.

11-24-2009, 10:32 AM	#573 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	USA vs Britain USA chavs seem to be more bent. Britain chavs are more cunty..

11-24-2009, 10:53 AM	#576 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	The third one from the left wearing black looks severely disabled.

11-24-2009, 10:59 AM	#578 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	So they are American chavs? They're much better than ours.

11-24-2009, 11:00 AM	#579 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	However, they still all look like they're bumming Thomas the goat man in Narnia.