Hey when you wrap your car around a lamp post and kill your girlfriend just call your spare.

In this analogy, does Plankton have a warehouse with 300+ cars in it?

No he has a basement with 300+ women chained to radiators.

I never said I didn't

Is this what triggers you? Dissing your discbees?

A petty spirit entriggers the smallest man.

My Mom warned me about people like you.

Only went out to buy smokes

^ 1960 Cadillac DeVille?

Just a Series Sixty Special

I am so excited to share a new addition to my home! Just arrived and now proudly on display is this handsome bronze statue of James Joyce imported from the author's native country of Ireland.

The piece is signed by the artist and I've paired it with an antique marble topped mahogany pedestal with brass ornamental inlays. It is a wonderful complement to my collection of Joycean artifacts and will beautify my home for years to come.

https://i.imgur.com/5ixGzr1h.jpg

If you post this in your journal too will it be a re-Joyce?

No - ReJoyce is on the dining room table. :)

https://i.imgur.com/JFgqsSUl.jpg

groan

Thank you kindly!

Do they sell belts for people under 300 lbs at Walmart?

Just grab your crotch and let your underwear show and you'll be alright.

The pillows on my vintage arched clawfoot gold velvet sectional were worn out so I popped into a thrift store on my way home from a morning errand today and found five burgundy and gold velvet damask tasseled decorative throw pillows that perfectly matched my decor for $2.99 each. I'm calling this a success.

https://i.imgur.com/GElZfpll.jpg

I know it's not your style but hear me out. You should get a disco ball. If you bringing a babe over you put that **** up in that room and turn it into a pimp cave.

I've got the boudoir and parlour lamps for it. I'm 90% of the way there already.

eyyy

https://media.sweetwater.com/api/i/f....jpg.auto.webp

Oh ****. It 'boutta get hardcore up in my rack.

Can't wait for The Lighthouse btw.

Didn't know about that movie but now looking forward to it as well.

I got a new shower curtain.

https://secure.img1-fg.wfcdn.com/im/...er+Curtain.jpg

It really ties the room together.

Disclaimer: That's the pic off the site I got it at.

I was about to say. Like who the hell is sitting down to watch you bathe?

That's a makeshift towel rack you dolt

People who wanna see my manly bits?

my heart skipped a bit when I saw this at Savers

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....4,203,200_.jpg

live shot

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...51&oe=5E5EE246

https://assets.bigcartel.com/product...ax&h=300&w=300

https://stevestevens.bigcartel.com/p...guitar-w-stand

Opened up my backpack and I guess I bought a pair of pants? Dark jeans that fit pretty well so I'm not complaining.

Dark purple.

I don't know to feel either bro, I just do.

I literally can’t feel most days, not sure about elph but I have an excuse bc one of my feelings is literally called “chronic emptiness” lol

I was just kidding about them being purple, they're actually lemon chiffon.

Oh you weren't giving me another opening to vent?

Be careful about Elph's openings, he's not big on protection.

noted