What are you Writing now?

Chiomara · 01-25-2018, 05:19 PM

Its great; if the imagery were a sandwich I would definitely eat it.

OccultHawk · 01-29-2018, 02:57 AM

Irony by OccultHawk

There once was a lady who always wore clean underwear in case she had to go to the emergency room. Then, one day, she had an accident. And then she had another accident. The entire emergency team at the ER laughed and laughed. Years later, they still joke about it.

Oriphiel · 01-29-2018, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by occulthawk

irony by occulthawk

there once was a lady who always wore clean underwear in case she had to go to the emergency room. Then, one day, she had an accident. And then she had another accident. The entire emergency team at the er laughed and laughed. Years later, they still joke about it.

IGN - 10/10i

Akai · 01-29-2018, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Irony by OccultHawk

Where can I ignore the existence of this perfume?

OccultHawk · 01-29-2018, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Ziggy

Where can I ignore the existence of this perfume?

Good one

Ori- what’s IGN?

Oriphiel · 01-29-2018, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Good one

Ori- what’s IGN?

Here, let me demonstrate.

OccultHawk 2018

Since its debut in 2010, the OccultHawk series has become an integral part of MusicBanter's yearly line-up of titles. Solid, quality entertainment, this latest foray back into the land of OccultHawkia is no exception.

Unfortunately, in spite of all of the new features and creative mechanics, at its core the series is still part of the hack and slash genre, which we consider to be faux pas. Plus, OccultHawkTec isn't paying us the big bucks to feature gigantic video ads on our website. So, they can get fucked.

Final Score: 1/10, hack and slash games aren't cool anymore

Call of Duty: Banter Warfare

Despite a new paint job, it's the same as the last game, with less features, and more DRM.

Final Score: 10/10, perfect amount of water

OccultHawk · 01-29-2018, 03:38 AM

Are you being cryptic?

I wrote a good story!

Oriphiel · 01-29-2018, 03:58 AM

It was a bit long.

OccultHawk · 01-29-2018, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

It was a bit long.

It took place over the course of years.

Oriphiel · 01-29-2018, 04:21 AM

That's no excuse. One sentence, or GTFO.

She could still hear the laughter that greeted her as she woke, their faces staring down at her through the light, the soft kiss of soiled cotton around her ankles.

See? Treat your audience like a hooker. Just get in, and then get out. The ambiguity that comes from excessive brevity will make your story seem much deeper than it actually is.

01-25-2018, 05:19 PM	#511 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Its great; if the imagery were a sandwich I would definitely eat it. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify Last edited by Chiomara; 01-25-2018 at 05:25 PM.

01-29-2018, 02:57 AM	#512 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Irony by OccultHawk There once was a lady who always wore clean underwear in case she had to go to the emergency room. Then, one day, she had an accident. And then she had another accident. The entire emergency team at the ER laughed and laughed. Years later, they still joke about it. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

01-29-2018, 03:38 AM	#517 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Are you being cryptic? I wrote a good story! __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

01-29-2018, 03:58 AM	#518 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	It was a bit long. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

01-29-2018, 04:21 AM	#520 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	That's no excuse. One sentence, or GTFO. She could still hear the laughter that greeted her as she woke, their faces staring down at her through the light, the soft kiss of soiled cotton around her ankles. See? Treat your audience like a hooker. Just get in, and then get out. The ambiguity that comes from excessive brevity will make your story seem much deeper than it actually is. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------