Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA
(Post 780031)
Dear Terrible Lizard,
I'm sorry...did you write something? I'm afraid, as usual, your avatars are oh so much more interesting than your words. Still, I apologize that my reply is so late, because after reading your overly hostile outburst I finally realized what's going on with you. Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie...it's so obvious now. You're jealous that I liked your Terrible Lizard avatar and not you!! There, there. Your secret is out.
I should have realized you were going to have a hard time accepting your rejection after you posted that photo of a French man offering me a drink, only to learn later that the "cute Terrible Lizard" I liked was NOT you, the pimply prepubescent, but rather your avatar. And now, in a fit of jealous rage, you killed off the little fluffy lizard and replaced it with a sexual scene to assuage your enraged hormones!
The saddest part is when you sent me a photo of your "pee pee," as you called it, to show that you had tried to tattoo yourself with the word "VEGANGELICA." You were only able to fit on the first four letters. Of course, as the photo showed, all you could read is "VEG"...until the last centimeter pops out, that is.
Please, please, please stay away from guns.
Sincerely,
VEG
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