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right-track 12-12-2009 06:32 PM

I feel an essay coming on. :(

jackhammer 12-12-2009 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 783520)
I feel an essay coming on. :(

You are in for it now son!

Akira 12-12-2009 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 783530)
Good God, man, is this what you do to your wife and your dog?! How do all three of you fit under a grill?

It's a pretty big grill, it has to be for all the live horses he puts under.

Urban Hat€monger ? 12-12-2009 06:41 PM

Can we just pension her off to the glue factory now please?

Urban Hat€monger ? 12-12-2009 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ToeAndno (Post 783533)
It's a pretty big grill, it has to be for all the live horses he puts under.

I only eat the best meats

Bengal Tigers
Baby Seal Cubs
Giant Pandas
Black Rhinos

Akira 12-12-2009 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 783540)
He's going to need much more than 5 minutes to prick his wife, a dog, and a whole herd of live horses.

Most females prefer longer than 5 minutes, they aren't having vegan guilt trips about pork greasing it's way through beef curtains.

Arya Stark 12-12-2009 07:30 PM

I thought you said you were a VIRGIN, not a vegan.
And everything started making sense.

jackhammer 12-12-2009 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 783569)
DAMN! How did you find out?!?

You don't like meat, how easier do you want to make it?

Akira 12-12-2009 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 783569)
DAMN! How did you find out?!?

Because you're not allowed to be cruel to living things.

Akira 12-13-2009 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 783805)
JackJack,
You assume that since I'm a vegan my viriginity should be a foregone conclusion, but haven't you heard the saying, "Vegetarians don't like the meat but they sure like the bone?" Apparently not...probably because you're too busy gnawing on yours to hear anything other than "slobber, lick, lick."



...not allowed to be cruel to sentient, living beings such as myself, you mean. I can imagine what it might be like to do it with people like you, and it isn't too difficult to see why virginity is preferable. Observe the conversation we would have:

YOU: "Heh heh."

I (disdainfully): "What the?!? What is that thing...an oozing, fungus-infected 11th toe?! And no." (Hand held up like stop sign). "Even if you had a size XS sock on, the thought is too repulsive."

"toeAndno." Hmm -- guess we know now how you got that name.

We had to wait that long for that?

Christ, at least you kept it (comparatively) short this time, unlike your usual rambles and abuse of the English language.

Would you like some goat milk to wash down your bull sh!t?


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