That’s because you’re not a Star Wars geek like me

I used to be...when I was TWELVE!

The best Star Wars is easily The Phantom Menace. The first movie to have podracing (which spawned a kickass N64 game), and it had the best Star Wars villain, Darth Maul with his cool as **** dual-lightsaber, and most importantly, it had Frown's favorite Star Wars character, Ja Ja Binks.

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Did I mention Liam Neeson? Nuff said.

That N-64 podracing game was pretty legit. I really liked the upgrades you could buy. I was always Ody Mandrell.

Hell yeah it was. I think I played as Ben Quadinaros but it's been years. I think they actually re-released it for modern platforms - been meaning to play it again for some time now. Relive the nostalgia and all.

Go look at the character list. I can't remember my wife's f*cking phone number but I can remember all those stupid names.

Oh I did - but yet still, I can't remember for sure - Ben's avatar looked the most familiar to me but again, I don't think I've played it since I was 6 or 7 years old.

And WIFE? I thought you were getting married this upcoming month? Or was that last September?

Two weeks from Friday. I am SO DONE with saying fiance. F*cking hate that word. She's basically my wife at this point.

Just wanted to make sure I haven't completely lost track of time. You must be excited man! I'm sure everything will go great! Congrats again! :beer:

I've been married for almost two years and still, a telemarketer called me recently: "Have I reached Mr. and Mrs. [SGR]"? And reflexively I said, nah, but you've reached their son. Still not used to being referred to as a collective with my wife as Mr. and Mrs. Some things take time I suppose.

I hope you're still planning to get "September" by Earth, Wind & Fire played like I suggested. :p:

Bill Burr in Mandalorian implies the existence of Space Boston, and that's what makes it the best Star Wars.