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Dayvan Cowboy 09-12-2010 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bullet (Post 930773)
Wait... at 0:50 the shark looks about 1/20th the size it does two seconds later...
Good eye!

Damn SFX people don't have brains....

well, the ones who worked on this movie, at least.

what did they use? anim8or? :laughing:

TheCunningStunt 09-13-2010 05:40 PM
I know a girl, and she didn't know who the following people were:
John Lennon
George Harrison
Ringo Star
Steven Spielberg
Bono
Mick Jagger.

She's the thickest person I know. I can't believe how stupid she is. I'm not sure why I talk to her, I think I find her stupidity mildly amusing.

Arya Stark 09-13-2010 06:31 PM
Talking about similes in my roommate's World Poetry class. She told me about it. This same girl is an Education Major with a concentration in English... she says she only reads Cosmo.

Teacher: "I am spread as thin as..." Finish the sentence.
Student: *raises hand* Ice!
Teacher: (trying to be understanding) Explain. Ice like... like how? Elaborate. Because I'm not seeing the image you're painting for me.
Student: Like... like ice cubes! Like... the ice cubes you see in your freezer?
Teacher: No... that's not right. You mean like... ice skating ice?
Student: Yeah! That's what I mean!

FaSho 09-13-2010 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 931281)
Mick Jagger.
Hasn't she heard Tik-Tok?

Amaru05888 09-14-2010 12:22 AM
"George Bush hates black people"

Spike*Spiegel 09-14-2010 01:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 931313)
Talking about similes in my roommate's World Poetry class. She told me about it. This same girl is an Education Major with a concentration in English... she says she only reads Cosmo.

Teacher: "I am spread as thin as..." Finish the sentence.
Student: *raises hand* Ice!
Teacher: (trying to be understanding) Explain. Ice like... like how? Elaborate. Because I'm not seeing the image you're painting for me.
Student: Like... like ice cubes! Like... the ice cubes you see in your freezer?
Teacher: No... that's not right. You mean like... ice skating ice?
Student: Yeah! That's what I mean!
:banghead:
*ties noose*

Arya Stark 09-14-2010 07:29 AM
I knowwwww. I'm sad to know we go to the same school.

FETCHER. 09-14-2010 10:31 AM
driving home from blackpool

Friend: Cumbria? Isn't that abroad. Like Africa?
Me: Well yes, this is true. Thats why they sign posted a cut off for it... In England.

reminds me of Jade Goody and the East Anglia comment.

TheCunningStunt 09-14-2010 10:57 AM
Cumbria... Cambodia.

Close enough :rolleyes:

(Even though it still isn't Africa.)

Zer0 09-14-2010 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kayleigh. (Post 931492)
reminds me of Jade Goody and the East Anglia comment.
Was her that once asked if there was actually chicken in chicken?

crash_override 09-22-2010 06:05 PM
Lady friend: "I found this really cool recipe, you take ham and cheese, wrap it in a croissant and bake it".

Me: "Like a Hot Pocket?"

Lady friend : "NO, not like a Hot Pocket, it's a sandwich"

Me: "How is that not like a Hot Pocket?"

Lady friend" "I don't know. I don't ask questions, I just watch TV".

Me: ...?

duga 09-23-2010 08:33 AM
Hahahhaha

"I don't know. I don't ask questions, I just watch TV".

Best line ever.

crash_override 09-23-2010 08:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by duga (Post 935117)
Hahahhaha

"I don't know. I don't ask questions, I just watch TV".

Best line ever.
I couldn't even muster a response. :laughing:

Freebase Dali 09-23-2010 12:16 PM
At least she realizes that she doesn't know. That takes at least some intelligence. It's not like my mom, who makes things into fact BECAUSE they were on TV, and you will never be able to convince her otherwise.

crash_override 09-23-2010 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 935191)
At least she realizes that she doesn't know. That takes at least some intelligence. It's not like my mom, who makes things into fact BECAUSE they were on TV, and you will never be able to convince her otherwise.
Yeah, there's a fine line between stupidity and stubournness. A combination of both has to be the worst. No offense to your mom or anything...

Freebase Dali 09-23-2010 12:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 935192)
Yeah, there's a fine line between stupidity and stubournness. A combination of both has to be the worst. No offense to your mom or anything...
None taken. She wouldn't know what that is anyway.

FETCHER. 09-24-2010 07:01 AM
Last night at a mates party there was 8 of us sleeping in one room.

3 people to a double bed, I was one of those people. My male friend says this because we were squashed.

Friend: I feel like a salmon in here.
me & other friend: Eh, don't you mean a sardine mate.


PAHAHA. its scary to think he got three adv. higher band 1 A's.

DoctorSoft 09-25-2010 10:18 AM
Yesterday I saw a picture of Alvin and the Chipmunks and I said, "Hey, it's Alvin and the Threeoedores!"

I felt like an idiot.

Spike*Spiegel 09-25-2010 12:13 PM
Stupid quote for the day (overheard in math class): "If your boobs are bigger than your stomach, you're not fat."

emostreetguitar562268 09-25-2010 01:54 PM
hmm, tie between
"Is Asia in Pennsylvania?"
and
"How do you spell when?"

both asked by the same moron.

simplephysics 09-25-2010 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel (Post 935987)
Stupid quote for the day (overheard in math class): "If your boobs are bigger than your stomach, you're not fat."
May sound stupid, but it's still hilarious all the same.

Spike*Spiegel 09-25-2010 04:34 PM
Moderator cut: image removed
false :laughing:

Freebase Dali 09-25-2010 04:59 PM
^ hahaha..

She looks so focused on driving. How atypical. ;)

Urban Hat€monger ? 09-25-2010 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel (Post 936044)
Moderator cut: image removed
false :laughing:
Wrong thread
You're supposed to post this in the member pic gallery.

emostreetguitar562268 09-25-2010 06:45 PM
^that was mean. *slap*

simplephysics 09-25-2010 07:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel (Post 936044)
Moderator cut: image removed
false :laughing:
The sad thing is those really aren't her boobs, they're the innards of her arm fat.

Spike*Spiegel 09-25-2010 09:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 936086)
Wrong thread
You're supposed to post this in the member pic gallery.
Oh, you're a gem, aren't you :p:

Burning Down 09-26-2010 07:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel (Post 936044)
Moderator cut: image removed
false :laughing:
How does she move? :laughing:

Spike*Spiegel 09-26-2010 07:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 936226)
How does she move? :laughing:
That's what the car is for... so she doesn't have to. Just like in Wall-E! :p:

VEGANGELICA 09-26-2010 08:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kayleigh. (Post 935526)
Last night at a mates party there was 8 of us sleeping in one room.

3 people to a double bed, I was one of those people. My male friend says this because we were squashed.

Friend: I feel like a salmon in here.
me & other friend: Eh, don't you mean a sardine mate.


PAHAHA. its scary to think he got three adv. higher band 1 A's.
Maybe he meant he felt like a spawning salmon, Kayleigh! :D

Spawning salmon, crammed together in a riverbed:

http://www.borough.kenai.ak.us/coast...ing_salmon.jpg

jerricka(aka jbabe) 10-04-2010 09:00 AM
my mom asked me the same question the other day her phone does that and she didn't know what it was for

Burning Down 10-04-2010 08:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jerricka(aka jbabe) (Post 939046)
my mom asked me the same question the other day her phone does that and she didn't know what it was for
What?

Paedantic Basterd 10-04-2010 08:19 PM
Someone once asked me how to spell "irony".

I told them there was a silent Q.

They believed me.

Janszoon 10-04-2010 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jerricka(aka jbabe) (Post 939046)
my mom asked me the same question the other day her phone does that and she didn't know what it was for
:confused:

Freebase Dali 10-04-2010 09:17 PM
Let me clear this up...

Quote:
Originally Posted by jerricka(aka jbabe) (Post 939046)
"Where do you insert this?" Heh... my mom asked me the same question the other day when her phone didn't fit and she didn't know what else it was for. I told her about the shop down the skreet but she don't spend money on that kinda thing. Says that kinda thing doesn't do much for her and is a waste of money. I told her that cell-phone cases protect your phone but she didn't want to hear it. So she keeps it in her box. I dunno, maybe she's old fashioned. I had an aunt once that was a pack rat. I found 16 stuffed animals, stuffed inside a stuffed animal once. It was pretty intense. Most blue things are like that. That's why there's blue flavored popsickles but they never call it any kind of fruit... I mean, you know the red one is cherry... the orange is orange... the green is lime... and the purple is grape. But the blue one doesn't taste anything like blueberries, so we bought a George Foreman grill. Sometimes my uncle borrows it, but when he returns it there are curly hairs on it. It's pretty embarrassing, because I'm pretty sure he isn't black. So I don't know what's up with that.

DoctorSoft 10-04-2010 10:18 PM
There's this kid in my class who's pretty cool, but he's a ****ing idiot. One day we were walking around our city with 2 other guys and two girls from our class and this 18 year old who was gonna buy us booze. We're looking for a liqoure store that he can buy from. The kid sees a place called The Legendary Bar. He says: "You can go there,(*points*) The Legiondary Bar."

We were teasing him for something he said, can't remember what it was, when he said, "Ok, you guy's always make fun of me for not being as phosistocated as you are, just cause I don't read books." He meant to say "sophistocated". He seriously reminds me of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

90'sMusicKid 10-05-2010 12:18 AM
"Well hitler was basically a communist"

My jaw dropped wide open at the stupidity displayed by the average American..

Swany 10-05-2010 06:11 PM
Gullible is going to pop up on your screen in bold yellow letters under a turkey leg if you press alt+F4.

3 Rules To Life:
1 Your teeth can not touch all the teeth in your mouth
2 You just tried it
3 Your sighing because I tricked you.

The Bullet 10-05-2010 10:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Swany (Post 939543)
3 Rules To Life:
1 Your teeth can not touch all the teeth in your mouth
2 You just tried it
3 Your sighing because I tricked you.
This was a facebook group, so I already knew about this before you posted it. :laughing:

infantrysgirl18 10-07-2010 02:59 PM
My friend once asked me what religion I was I said "Im jewish"
She said "no way! you cant be! You have blond hair, blue eyes and a small nose!"

She was dead serious.


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