Stupidity (review, quote, youtube)

Fruitonica · 10-29-2008, 02:18 AM

A classic one from my sis, just out of the blue, "Hey, which would be easier to destroy. A person or a house?"

WendyCal · 10-29-2008, 03:13 AM

My lil'cuz about my cockatiel: How do you brush his tooth?

My son, wanting a holster: i need a gun pocket!

Approx 297 people, asking about the monkey: What does it eat?
Me: Purina Monkey Chow
Them: ROFL Purina doesn't make Monkey Chow!
(Yeah, they really do!)

i go to the office products dept at WalMart, shopping for a multi-machine, talk to this Worker for about 5 mins, trying to explain, give up, let her go, figure it out for myself.
30 mins later, i'm standing in line, and she walks up to me and says: Don't i know you from somewhere?

Bulldog · 10-29-2008, 03:31 AM

I remember what some idiot asked my ex when he was trying to chat her up;

Random geezer: 'Where you from?'
Ex: 'Essex'
Random geezer: 'That's in Canada right?'

Another gem I saw on the Weakest Link many many moons ago;

'Where are the Netherlands?'
'Somewhere in the Phillipenes?

sweet_nothing · 10-29-2008, 10:38 PM

Genius #1: What's the difference between east and west?

Regarding the our failing economy
Genius #2: This is so stupid why dont they just print out more money?

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 10-29-2008, 10:45 PM

someone asked me who gandhi was once

she thought he was a musician

FireInCairo · 10-29-2008, 11:18 PM

A guy in my history class ( we're doing revolutions - Russia and China)
asked a couple of weeks back - exam is a couple of weeks from now.
"Whos Mao?"

at a party last year ( I was drunk which makes it a bit better)
I remarked to my friend, "hey, your clock is wrong"
She said "NO its a weather clock"
I said "How does it work? It looks just like a regular clock?"
then i realised

im an idiot

dac · 10-29-2008, 11:21 PM

A friend of mine once said "No one's not everyone mentally handicapped as you."

**Janszoon** · 10-29-2008, 11:42 PM

During the final review before finals in my college astronomy course a woman in my class asked the professor, "So... wait... are you saying the Sun is a star?"

Also, on the first day of this same class a different woman revealed that she didn't know the difference between astronomy and astrology.

What can I say, I went to art school.

Kevorkian Logic · 10-30-2008, 02:23 PM

"Is pharaohs spelled with an 'F'"

FaSho · 10-30-2008, 02:24 PM

"Girls can't be dikes!"

10-29-2008, 03:31 AM	#153 (permalink)
Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	I remember what some idiot asked my ex when he was trying to chat her up; Random geezer: 'Where you from?' Ex: 'Essex' Random geezer: 'That's in Canada right?' Another gem I saw on the Weakest Link many many moons ago; 'Where are the Netherlands?' 'Somewhere in the Phillipenes? Last edited by Bulldog; 10-29-2008 at 03:40 AM.

10-29-2008, 11:18 PM	#156 (permalink)
FireInCairo Later on... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 1,235	A guy in my history class ( we're doing revolutions - Russia and China) asked a couple of weeks back - exam is a couple of weeks from now. "Whos Mao?" at a party last year ( I was drunk which makes it a bit better) I remarked to my friend, "hey, your clock is wrong" She said "NO its a weather clock" I said "How does it work? It looks just like a regular clock?" then i realised im an idiot __________________ O G MUDBONE: Only You can prevent forest fires.

10-29-2008, 11:21 PM	#157 (permalink)
dac MB's Biggest Fanboy Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land Posts: 2,852	A friend of mine once said "No one's not everyone mentally handicapped as you." __________________

10-30-2008, 02:23 PM	#159 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	"Is pharaohs spelled with an 'F'" __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

10-29-2008, 02:18 AM	#151 (permalink)
Fruitonica Pale and Wan Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Aus Posts: 917	A classic one from my sis, just out of the blue, "Hey, which would be easier to destroy. A person or a house?"

10-29-2008, 03:13 AM	#152 (permalink)
WendyCal Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 271	My lil'cuz about my cockatiel: How do you brush his tooth? My son, wanting a holster: i need a gun pocket! Approx 297 people, asking about the monkey: What does it eat? Me: Purina Monkey Chow Them: ROFL Purina doesn't make Monkey Chow! (Yeah, they really do!) i go to the office products dept at WalMart, shopping for a multi-machine, talk to this Worker for about 5 mins, trying to explain, give up, let her go, figure it out for myself. 30 mins later, i'm standing in line, and she walks up to me and says: Don't i know you from somewhere?

10-29-2008, 10:45 PM	#155 (permalink)
~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: VAN Posts: 2,530	someone asked me who gandhi was once she thought he was a musician

10-29-2008, 11:42 PM	#158 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	During the final review before finals in my college astronomy course a woman in my class asked the professor, "So... wait... are you saying the Sun is a star?" Also, on the first day of this same class a different woman revealed that she didn't know the difference between astronomy and astrology. What can I say, I went to art school.