Stupidity (review, quote, youtube)

littleknowitall · 07-29-2008, 08:40 AM

'Bruce Lee, isn't that the one from the price is right?'

WWWP · 07-29-2008, 02:51 PM

As I am newly moved to California, my co-workers are fascinated by my tales of Wyoming. So last night this kid asks me:
"Do you guys have bread in Wyoming?"
I said, "Yes..."
He replies, "Really? I though it only grew by the coast."

I have also been asked if there is grass, TV's, iPod's, trees, music, internet, and tomatos.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 09-09-2008, 11:38 PM

Tonight at work a lady asked me what size of wall mount she needed for her 37'' TV. I told her to get one that would fit a 37'' TV.

ProggyMan · 09-10-2008, 12:09 AM

You must be popular with the customers...

FireInCairo · 09-10-2008, 04:30 AM

a person in a previous years history class
a week before final exam on chinese revolution asked my history teacher
"im going to be honest....i have no idea who Mao is"

how can you miss that?

SlayeReyalS · 10-29-2008, 01:39 AM

bump for more stories =P

Fruitonica · 10-29-2008, 02:18 AM

A classic one from my sis, just out of the blue, "Hey, which would be easier to destroy. A person or a house?"

WendyCal · 10-29-2008, 03:13 AM

My lil'cuz about my cockatiel: How do you brush his tooth?

My son, wanting a holster: i need a gun pocket!

Approx 297 people, asking about the monkey: What does it eat?
Me: Purina Monkey Chow
Them: ROFL Purina doesn't make Monkey Chow!
(Yeah, they really do!)

i go to the office products dept at WalMart, shopping for a multi-machine, talk to this Worker for about 5 mins, trying to explain, give up, let her go, figure it out for myself.
30 mins later, i'm standing in line, and she walks up to me and says: Don't i know you from somewhere?

Bulldog · 10-29-2008, 03:31 AM

I remember what some idiot asked my ex when he was trying to chat her up;

Random geezer: 'Where you from?'
Ex: 'Essex'
Random geezer: 'That's in Canada right?'

Another gem I saw on the Weakest Link many many moons ago;

'Where are the Netherlands?'
'Somewhere in the Phillipenes?

sweet_nothing · 10-29-2008, 10:38 PM

Genius #1: What's the difference between east and west?

Regarding the our failing economy
Genius #2: This is so stupid why dont they just print out more money?

09-10-2008, 04:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
FireInCairo Later on... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 1,235	a person in a previous years history class a week before final exam on chinese revolution asked my history teacher "im going to be honest....i have no idea who Mao is" how can you miss that? __________________ O G MUDBONE: Only You can prevent forest fires.

10-29-2008, 03:31 AM	#9 (permalink)
Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	I remember what some idiot asked my ex when he was trying to chat her up; Random geezer: 'Where you from?' Ex: 'Essex' Random geezer: 'That's in Canada right?' Another gem I saw on the Weakest Link many many moons ago; 'Where are the Netherlands?' 'Somewhere in the Phillipenes? Last edited by Bulldog; 10-29-2008 at 03:40 AM.

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07-29-2008, 08:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
littleknowitall Pow! Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,673	'Bruce Lee, isn't that the one from the price is right?'

09-09-2008, 11:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,823	Tonight at work a lady asked me what size of wall mount she needed for her 37'' TV. I told her to get one that would fit a 37'' TV.

09-10-2008, 12:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
ProggyMan Reformed Jackass Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,964	You must be popular with the customers...

10-29-2008, 01:39 AM	#6 (permalink)
SlayeReyalS Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 358	bump for more stories =P

10-29-2008, 02:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
Fruitonica Pale and Wan Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Aus Posts: 917	A classic one from my sis, just out of the blue, "Hey, which would be easier to destroy. A person or a house?"

10-29-2008, 03:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
WendyCal Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 271	My lil'cuz about my cockatiel: How do you brush his tooth? My son, wanting a holster: i need a gun pocket! Approx 297 people, asking about the monkey: What does it eat? Me: Purina Monkey Chow Them: ROFL Purina doesn't make Monkey Chow! (Yeah, they really do!) i go to the office products dept at WalMart, shopping for a multi-machine, talk to this Worker for about 5 mins, trying to explain, give up, let her go, figure it out for myself. 30 mins later, i'm standing in line, and she walks up to me and says: Don't i know you from somewhere?