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Old 02-19-2005, 10:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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haha, that nevada thing is great

once I told someone that every time they lied seven minutes were taken off the end of their life, and they believed me.
Person: yeah I know but i'm not lying!

This was the same person who asked me who hitler was. they're really dumb.
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Old 02-19-2005, 10:28 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Once in class my teacher was talking about homosexuality..and shes like "Yes, we should all accept *** people"
And then one of my friend is like "Ya i accept ***s..but what about the lesbians??"
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Old 02-19-2005, 10:39 PM   #23 (permalink)
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haha, these are great. At this party I was at last year, my friend (who is deathly allergic to milk) was talking to a girl. He managed to convince her that if he poured milk on his knee, that his kneecap would dissolve. We were sitting there watching him tell her that that's why he has knee problems, and even when we were all doubled over laughing she didn't catch on.
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Old 02-20-2005, 01:42 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Even when someone threw a shoe at her face she didnt catch on.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 02-20-2005, 03:14 AM   #25 (permalink)
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well one of the stupidest things i've ever heard was on this forum...i can't remember who said it but i think it was pretty much like "wasn't the Bible written by God?" (and i don't think he/she meant like written by God with the help of man's hand)
and another thing, it was in my class (God, it's really like we're all in the same class and never noticed) "what does <pro-> mean" ( as you might know, it means the opposite of "anti-") and the <15-year-old girl who's in the literature class and should know the meaning of "pro" since we were in our latin class> said : "contra"
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:23 AM   #26 (permalink)
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we were watching a video in science about space, and the girl next to me turns and says, 'wow, is that a real black hole?'. then a picture of einstein comes up and she says, 'that guy's really old, isn't he the one that invented the E squared thingy?'... i mean what do you say to that?
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Old 02-20-2005, 10:46 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Ha wow this is fun.. I got another one.

"I always thought Nirvana was just a make of t-shirts"- a 16 year old girl by the way.
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Old 02-20-2005, 11:37 AM   #28 (permalink)
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one time in my history class some stupid chick asked my teacher who the vice president is...

and then another time the same girl says "How come we dont just print off tons of money and give it to the tsunami people."


... last year in health some girl asked my health teacher "How do turtles have sex?"


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Old 02-20-2005, 11:46 AM   #29 (permalink)
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this has to be the most hilarious and pathetic comment I've ever heard...
In History in 7th grade we were watching this video on Neanderthals, and this stupid girl asks "How did they find this video" or something like that and then my teacher goes "They didn't tape this there wasn't cameras back then" and then she had like this dumbfounded look on her face and goes "oh"
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Old 02-20-2005, 11:57 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Whats the holocaust? - a SIXTEEN year old.

(Only english tv-watcher will understand this) Some new guy at school called Nigel asked if Elvis made and owned Kingsmill bread!!!!!!!!!!

Mum: the fishman came earlier
Me and bro: what does he sell? (keeping straight faces, just)
mum: oh....fish.
Me and bro: *dont stop laughing till mutha leaves the room*
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well hav u guys heard any of der otha songs like wait a mnute,i dont need a man and tainted love?

coz der preety gd u no!!!
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