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Old 02-20-2005, 12:12 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I live in this small german town and there are still people here that deny that the holocaust ever happened. Which is actually more depressing than it is stupid.

Then there's the girl I happened to over hear one day. Some guys were talking about strip clubs they wanted to go to (even though they were only 14-15) and upon listing one this dumb blonde yells out "OH! That's the one my sister works at!! I can get you in sometime!"...so young, so dumb.
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Old 02-20-2005, 12:41 PM   #32 (permalink)
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my friend was listening to the casualties and talking to this stupid person on the phone. Here is their conversation:
friend: I love this song!
idiot: what song?
friend: *tells her song*
idiot: oh, I don't really like that song
friend: I love Meggers!
idiot: Oh, I don't really like that song either
friend: Meggers is the drummer....
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Old 02-20-2005, 03:30 PM   #33 (permalink)
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argh, nigel doesnt like his chair being taken, we do get some shakes of the head.
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:57 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Friend of mine has a phone which has a small flashing green light on the top, and while we were out at the pub one night his sister looked at the little light for a while and said:

"does that light tell a deaf person if the phone is ringing?"
*Hurts self trying not to laugh*
Ha, I only just read that...
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Old 02-21-2005, 08:46 PM   #35 (permalink)
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2 things..."wow, your name? So you were named after Eminem's daughter right?"
and also...."what do you think a blind person dreams of?"
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Old 02-22-2005, 01:54 AM   #36 (permalink)
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^ c'mon...the last one's horrible!!
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Old 02-22-2005, 08:16 PM   #37 (permalink)
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like last week we were talking about Treasure Island (because we are reading it in English class) and we were talking about how the main character Jim wrote the story or whatever. and i asked the teacher why Stevenson was the author when Jim wrote the book, my friends laughed at me. although it was a rather stupid question.
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Old 02-23-2005, 01:01 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Today, in science...

"How would you try and steal a snowman, like? Wouldnt it, just , like... Melt kinda?"

This is the same girl Ive been quoting for this entire thread.. Hehe shes an endless source of amusement
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Old 02-23-2005, 01:35 PM   #39 (permalink)
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theres a couple:
"whats a holocaust?"
"Q. wheres the lake district? A. Somalia"
"is new zealand bigger than Australia?"
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Old 02-23-2005, 03:23 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I had "My finger isn't broken it's fractured" bearing in mind they mean the same thing it's pretty stupid
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