Stupidity

~~hissundaygirl09.~~ · 08-05-2010, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You, my dear, are the primary provider.

ohh hell yess

~~hissundaygirl09.~~ · 08-07-2010, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You, my dear, are the primary provider.

ohh i am the provider

bannister · 08-06-2010, 02:07 AM

"You know those poor people... the people on the side of the roads? The streetless people? They're so sad."

- my cousin, who is 15, male, and NOT developmentally disabled, on homeless people.

I guess that's what happens when you grow up in a gated community.

cardboard adolescent · 08-08-2010, 02:32 PM

When one of my friends heard that Russia had declared war on Georgia, they wanted to call one of their friends in Atlanta and make sure they were OK.

~~hissundaygirl09.~~ · 08-08-2010, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by cardboard adolescent

When one of my friends heard that Russia had declared war on Georgia, they wanted to call one of their friends in Atlanta and make sure they were OK.

wtf???

Freebase Dali · 08-08-2010, 02:49 PM

I think my mom, bless her heart, is the stupidest person I know. I'm going to hell for saying that, but it's true.

Mom: *sneezing 14 times*
Me: "You should sneeze through your nose or something, maybe whatever's in there will get blown out and stop irritating it?"
Mom: "No way!"
Me: "Why not?"
Mom: "Because you can die like that!"
Me: "What?"
Mom: "The pressure can make your brains explode out your ears and you need to stop trying to get me to sneeze through my nose so I'll die."

Or...

Mom: "I don't believe in doctors. I'm not going to one. If I go they're going to make me get surgery on my back and I'm going to be in a wheel chair for the rest of my life."
Me: "Mom, it's for a prescription."
Mom: "I don't believe in prescriptions."

Or..

Mom: "The only reason you didn't die in Iraq is because I prayed for you."
Me: "I was never in any real danger."
Mom: "You still would have died."

Or...

Me: "Mom, you should stop smoking. That cough is really getting bad. I don't want you to get cancer"
Mom: "I won't get cancer. I pray about it."
Me: "So there's never been a case of a Christian dying of cancer?"
Mom: "No. And if there is, they weren't Christian enough."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKK

~~James~~ · 08-08-2010, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I think my mom, bless her heart, is the stupidest person I know. I'm going to hell for saying that, but it's true.

Mom: *sneezing 14 times*
Me: "You should sneeze through your nose or something, maybe whatever's in there will get blown out and stop irritating it?"
Mom: "No way!"
Me: "Why not?"
Mom: "Because you can die like that!"
Me: "What?"
Mom: "The pressure can make your brains explode out your ears and you need to stop trying to get me to sneeze through my nose so I'll die."

Or...

Mom: "I don't believe in doctors. I'm not going to one. If I go they're going to make me get surgery on my back and I'm going to be in a wheel chair for the rest of my life."
Me: "Mom, it's for a prescription."
Mom: "I don't believe in prescriptions."

Or..

Mom: "The only reason you didn't die in Iraq is because I prayed for you."
Me: "I was never in any real danger."
Mom: "You still would have died."

Or...

Me: "Mom, you should stop smoking. That cough is really getting bad. I don't want you to get cancer"
Mom: "I won't get cancer. I pray about it."
Me: "So there's never been a case of a Christian dying of cancer?"
Mom: "No. And if there is, they weren't Christian enough."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKK

Oh my god, i'm laughing so much right now.

Dr.Seussicide · 08-08-2010, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Me: "Mom, you should stop smoking. That cough is really getting bad. I don't want you to get cancer"
Mom: "I won't get cancer. I pray about it."
Me: "So there's never been a case of a Christian dying of cancer?"
Mom: "No. And if there is, they weren't Christian enough."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKK

This one is good.

glastonelle · 08-09-2010, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I think my mom, bless her heart, is the stupidest person I know. I'm going to hell for saying that, but it's true.

Mom: *sneezing 14 times*
Me: "You should sneeze through your nose or something, maybe whatever's in there will get blown out and stop irritating it?"
Mom: "No way!"
Me: "Why not?"
Mom: "Because you can die like that!"
Me: "What?"
Mom: "The pressure can make your brains explode out your ears and you need to stop trying to get me to sneeze through my nose so I'll die."

Or...

Mom: "I don't believe in doctors. I'm not going to one. If I go they're going to make me get surgery on my back and I'm going to be in a wheel chair for the rest of my life."
Me: "Mom, it's for a prescription."
Mom: "I don't believe in prescriptions."

Or..

Mom: "The only reason you didn't die in Iraq is because I prayed for you."
Me: "I was never in any real danger."
Mom: "You still would have died."

Or...

Me: "Mom, you should stop smoking. That cough is really getting bad. I don't want you to get cancer"
Mom: "I won't get cancer. I pray about it."
Me: "So there's never been a case of a Christian dying of cancer?"
Mom: "No. And if there is, they weren't Christian enough."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKK

Your mums a legend

and you went to Iraq???

Freebase Dali · 08-09-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by glastonelle

Your mums a legend

and you went to Iraq???

Yea, was in the Army for 6 years. When I told my folks I was getting deployed my mom freaked. I told her I do network administration and it's not like I'm out on the streets getting shot at, but she somehow still thought I was going to die.
I guess her logic was: Person + Iraq = you gonna die.

08-06-2010, 02:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
bannister Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: East Bay, CA Posts: 127	"You know those poor people... the people on the side of the roads? The streetless people? They're so sad." - my cousin, who is 15, male, and NOT developmentally disabled, on homeless people. I guess that's what happens when you grow up in a gated community. __________________ You're not punk, and I'm telling everyone. ____ last.fm ____ "Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. But, set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett Last edited by bannister; 08-06-2010 at 05:13 AM.

08-08-2010, 02:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,511	When one of my friends heard that Russia had declared war on Georgia, they wanted to call one of their friends in Atlanta and make sure they were OK.

08-08-2010, 02:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I think my mom, bless her heart, is the stupidest person I know. I'm going to hell for saying that, but it's true. Mom: sneezing 14 times Me: "You should sneeze through your nose or something, maybe whatever's in there will get blown out and stop irritating it?" Mom: "No way!" Me: "Why not?" Mom: "Because you can die like that!" Me: "What?" Mom: "The pressure can make your brains explode out your ears and you need to stop trying to get me to sneeze through my nose so I'll die." Or... Mom: "I don't believe in doctors. I'm not going to one. If I go they're going to make me get surgery on my back and I'm going to be in a wheel chair for the rest of my life." Me: "Mom, it's for a prescription." Mom: "I don't believe in prescriptions." Or.. Mom: "The only reason you didn't die in Iraq is because I prayed for you." Me: "I was never in any real danger." Mom: "You still would have died." Or... Me: "Mom, you should stop smoking. That cough is really getting bad. I don't want you to get cancer" Mom: "I won't get cancer. I pray about it." Me: "So there's never been a case of a Christian dying of cancer?" Mom: "No. And if there is, they weren't Christian enough." FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKK