Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?

If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Those are all very good points......had a good laugh....made my day!

Ha thats good..

When working at a shop I was asked for free range vegetarian bacon

this thread is the best thing ever.

Something I Overheard
 

Ok...so I was sitting in a movie theatre last night and in the front row there is this girl with a group of friends. On the screen comes this advertisment that showed a bunch of classic rock band t-shirts. The Girl says to a friend sitting next to her "OOoOOo I so like want to get a Rolling Stones shirt"....I saw this hot guy wearing a Pink Floyd shirt one time"



Really Sad...

this boy alex at work asked our manager
"ur do wee doooo aplication forms..."
"...alex what the **** are you on about?"
"do we sell em? application forms?"
"..................."

Waiting on tables at a restaurant:
Woman:What kind of dressings do you have?
Me: We have ranch, bleu cheese, thousand....(someone spills bustray full of dishes)
Woman: I'm sorry a thousand what?
Me: a thousand ****roaches pureed with lemon juice (well I did'nt say that)

a girl that was in the group i was on a trip with was handing me the thursday cd i had the driver put on because everyone else had been playing crappy pop and i had a headache.
girl: "heres tuesday"
me: "its thursday" (that got me laughing)
girl: "oh well sorry, i dont listen to heavy metal"


tommyrocker, what does your title "misfit back petitionary" mean.

Here is one:

(Driving in a car in the USA):
"Wow, that semi-truck says England on it. How did they get it over here? Drive it?"

(Later on after more thought):
"Isan't there some road that you can drive from England to the US? I heard about it in school. Wasn't it the Golden Gate bridge?"

There are so many stupid things I have seen and heard. I can't remember any more right now. I'll post them when they come back...