"I want my 3 month old baby's ears pierced. Will it hurt her?"

man working in tha supermarket the other day.....

lady: "hi do you work here?"
me: (what i wanted to say) no lady im fu cking stacking these tissue boxes for kicks and im setting a trend by wearing this uniform....

haha... that reminds me of the day a grandma-looking old lady asked me if i worked at the store (i was JUST looking at some jewelleries) and i looked at her in such a way that the old lady had to leave

so my godparents and their kids were in Germany, in their summer vacation and they went to a restaurant. they knew German a bit but obviously not enough ;) and wanted to look cool and special so they ordered in German. one of the kids, the boy (he must've been 17 at the time) asked for a hot dog with mustard and he was like "mit seife" instead of "mit senf" and the man who took the order looked rather puzzled at them and smiled. they found out later that they had asked for hot dog with soap :rolleyes:

^Reminds me of my friend when we went on a school trip to France... It was a really hot day, and she wanted to impress these guys in the cafe we went to who were listening in.. Over there you dont say "I am hot" you have to say "I have hot", else youre just saying youre horny. She didnt quite remember that though... So she sat there in the middle of the cafe and openly goes "Je suis chaud" and these guys crack up...

HAHAHAH :rofl:

from the quiz show The Weakest Link:
what romanic language is official in nicaragua?
Romanian

what is the croatian word for a part of the computer that is called keyboard in english?
software

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place." - Johnny Carson.

"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." - Robin Williams

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." - Jim Carrey

well i wouldn't call those statements stupid but rather funny....

i find humor in stupidity and vice versa